gabbertoons

10507 pts · March 29, 2018


The eldritch spawn of Loki and Hestia in a pact with the Elder Gods of Flavortown. Servant to the Gabbercats.

Happy Birthday!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Fat Algae from the upcoming "Dick Tracy 2".

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't comply in advance, fucking Mt. Sinai.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, thank you!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

David Ellison will be suppressing such content very soon.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goodnight, princess.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry. It's good you could be there for Chirpity, though. You sent her on her way with love.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This image will certainly be in the future history books. Right next to fire hoses and dogs being turned against fellow human beings. That is if we're allowed books not published by the Heritage Foundation.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Primary him.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Thank you for the link, I appreciate it. If it ends up I can't get his ashes back, I will go this route. NYACC is a great organization. Unfortunately their euthanasia assistance does not allow cremation. It will be our last option.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's $1200 for a walk-in vs. $600, if you want the ashes back, so effectively yes.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leo should preemptively excommunicate JD.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was a nobody–a part of the channel's media team–she excitedly introduced me. I could tell she was having a blast. She really reminded me of my job's positive side.

Months later, during a remote Halloween event that was broadcast live, she called out to me on the boat taking us to the location, waved me over, and we chatted on the way. She remembered my name and asked about the other team members. Her kindness made a stressful event great all over again.

She's the best!

4 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Years ago, I worked at a certain channel that featured her work. I worked on some star interviews at our hotel during a Comic-Con, including with her and her costars. She was so pleasant and warm and professional, unlike other divas we had to tolerate.

Later on the way back to the con, she spotted me across a sea of attendees just in front of the convention center, shouted my name and waved me over. After I crossed a small sea of jealous fellow geeks, she introduced me to her family. Though I

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Do you want Daleks? Because this is how you get Daleks.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Oh my Guinness! What a contrast:

Mayor Mamdani: As proud New Yorker, let us put this holiday in context and give the Irish their due as a great people. Fellow immigrants who built New Yor City!

Mayor Eric Adams: AS MAYOR ERIC ADAMS, I LOVE GREEN BEER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! YOU KNOW WHAT GOES WELL WITH GREEN BEER? LUTZ'S GREEN ONION POTATO CHIPS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

5 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I am sorry for your loss. My little Trenta was only two and a half when we lost her battle against FIP.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get a canoe, you guys!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mohels will see a boom industry.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for the MAGA bill in Congress, if it ever returns, declaring the Roman numeral system to be the official counting system for the USA. That's going to really jazz-up our lunar exploration and financial system! Can't wait to see the proposed $XX Trump bill.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very Delft.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all in a day's work for...Confuse-A-Chicken.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this version of "Kelly Watch the Stars".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would prefer the Cardinal take the title Pope Digiorno the Undelivered.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

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