MFW I take a dump after eating nothing but fiber
Ian Kinsler grounds into 5-4-3 triple play
when the sardines are just right
for future use
scrunch face
Jose Bautista gets a knuckle sandwich
MRW someone sends an email to follow-up on an email they sent 7 minutes earlier
When I'm up the club and I'm not sure if that's a guy or a girl
Well hello
You sexy bastard
My favorite sign from the Trump rally in Dallas
Giraffe head seen on radar
for later use
MRW the wife suddenly agrees to butt stuff
Vomit vomit vomit
When my wife asks if I'm wearing the cape to bed tonight.
When it's 5pm on Friday and your boss asks you to stay late.