It's what plants crave!
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Because frozen yogurt is my passion.
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Thanksgiving Pi
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So why aren't they accepting refugees?
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Purrfect.
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Nor in espresso.
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Dexter teaching us the important life lessons.
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It's been 16 years. Why are we still struggling with this?
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It's not difficult.
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I'm going to call my kid K. It'll be short for Karen or Kenny, but in my head it will always be Kakarot.
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The only appropriate response.
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Perfect.
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It's almost like there's one best way to stack up rocks or something.
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This is utterly asinine.
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She really, really likes coffee.
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Bernie just released his healthcare plan!
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Just gonna leave this here.
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Fanduel claims that it pays out 200 million dollars per week. I can't imagine how much they take in.
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I hate that my first thought when I see a black person pull up is, "Here we go again."
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Just fencing things.
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With all of the election hoopla, this is all that I can think of. Thank you, George Carlin.
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George Takei doing what he does best.
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He never turns down a cuddle session.
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I'm suddenly a fan of cats.
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How I imagine everyone browsing the internet nowadays.
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This is why we need feminism.
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Use this as you will.
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I'm a man, and apparently it's not allowed for me to want to be romanced by my girlfriend.
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Hail to the Queen.
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It's cute when they complain.
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I would really like to know.
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Rawr.
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More Cloyd Rivers for your likin'
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I'm not opposed to picking people based off of taste.
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The spice must flow.
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Manatees are so majestic.
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I love his restraint on the second punch.
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I work in a hotel, and one of our guests had this tonight. I think that I'm in love
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My friend got a dog, and he named her Buffy. This had to happen.
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Every day.
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All these ratchet-ass hoes got me confused.
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When did our priorities become so misaligned?
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Low self-esteem knows no body type.
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I'm confused.
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This is why I don't have many friends...
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You really should read the Iron Druid Chronicles.
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Every time I go computer shopping with my fiancee.
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I'm a valet, and not only did I get to drive this sweet ass car, but the guy tipped me $20 to do it.
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I'm just going to stop trying. Tonight I have reached the pinnacle of my life.
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The teller's face when I deposit $1600 in cash, with about $400 of it being one dollar bills.
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I don't know about you, but I can't wait for hunting season to open up!
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I should really just get the better plan...
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It's too bad about Africa and Greenland...
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This infographic groups languages by their difficulty to learn for native English speakers.
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This is definitely the one, ladies.
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Platelet party!
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Xkcd is great.
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My long distance girlfriend and I just celebrated Christmas. This was her present to me. Best. Present. Ever.
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We all need a Ciara in our life.
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What a little bitch
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