8745 pts · May 20, 2012
Trying to stay positive.
#4 asshole hahaha
Ditto
This brought the biggest smile to my face since before the last election! Of course they aren’t Americans!
USA here… any countries willing to give my wife and I “political asylum”? We have some retirement money (and social security as long as that lasts, something I’ve paid into for over fifty years!) so we wouldn’t be a burden on your system. Grew up with MANY friends in Mexico and Canada, have traveled extensively as a kid and this political bs is breaking our hearts. It’s always been duplicitous, no matter which party was in power, but I’m an old white guy so I’m an enemy and target now as well.
Born in USA, started working at 12 yo, worked ever since with a couple years traveling when young after working three jobs 7 days a week to save. Saw a lot of places around the world as a teen backpacking, kissed the ground upon my return at how many advantages we have. Still working hard at 68, and I’m so embarrassed for “my” country. What a bunch of spoiled, ignorant asses are so many of our citizens and all of the politicians. Sorry world!
Toys in Babeland!
Eggs went from .27 cents each to 81 cents each in Seattle before resting now at .66 cents each, wholesale.
I recall as a kid camping with relatives in a campground and this guy and his wife traveled the US in their motorhome living off what he sold making pictures. My uncle bought a painting on a panel for around $100 (in 1969 dollars) and the guy said he only had to sell three or four a month for them to live with tripping into savings. I always thought this sounded like the best setup ever!
You’re no fun
Flarpsy
Flappy
Twat
I have a sign in my restaurant that states “GOOD Vibes Only”May your day be as pleasant as you are!We’ve actually had some (few) guests get pissed off at it! WTF is wrong in this world?
That was fantastic!
Tell us US citizens about it; scary as hell!
That’s how our dog got us! When the people we were getting a puppy from (8week olds) opened the carrier 5 little frenchies all came out and walked into walls and furniture except “Bert” who ran right over to my an and I who were lying on the door about ten feet away and just snuggled us. SEE YA to the rest, he’s the most patient easy going dude you ever met, 6 years later. ❤️
This is the absolute best thing I have ever read on the internet!
I love you Bandit!
Send info to me please regarding purchasing your incredible artwork!!!
Had a girlfriend in college (many years ago!) whose mother would brag she lost her virginity to Billy Idol in his tour bus after a concert.
Jen Psaki for President. Truth, facts, articulation.Thank her.
I cut a slaughtered pig in half with a butcher’s saw by hand while taking a 3 day charcuterie class. The different between sides was 2 oz. The side with 2oz had the tail. Best ego build ever!!!
You win. Everyone tells me to “write a book” about my fucked up family and lifetime experiences, but seriously, you win. I want to hear more. I mean I have a cousin that’s my brother, lived on a trailer sales lot in 3rd grade where a cigarette smoking chimpanzee broke in and drank the bar dry then got dart shot off the billboard over our double wide, and my moms been married 6 times. This is a fraction. Life is better than fiction: I love the truth, just no bullshit. Love ya!
Makes me feel gay and I’m a straight guy… great top!!!!
#4 asshole hahaha
Ditto
This brought the biggest smile to my face since before the last election! Of course they aren’t Americans!
USA here… any countries willing to give my wife and I “political asylum”? We have some retirement money (and social security as long as that lasts, something I’ve paid into for over fifty years!) so we wouldn’t be a burden on your system. Grew up with MANY friends in Mexico and Canada, have traveled extensively as a kid and this political bs is breaking our hearts. It’s always been duplicitous, no matter which party was in power, but I’m an old white guy so I’m an enemy and target now as well.
Born in USA, started working at 12 yo, worked ever since with a couple years traveling when young after working three jobs 7 days a week to save. Saw a lot of places around the world as a teen backpacking, kissed the ground upon my return at how many advantages we have. Still working hard at 68, and I’m so embarrassed for “my” country. What a bunch of spoiled, ignorant asses are so many of our citizens and all of the politicians. Sorry world!
Toys in Babeland!
Eggs went from .27 cents each to 81 cents each in Seattle before resting now at .66 cents each, wholesale.
I recall as a kid camping with relatives in a campground and this guy and his wife traveled the US in their motorhome living off what he sold making pictures. My uncle bought a painting on a panel for around $100 (in 1969 dollars) and the guy said he only had to sell three or four a month for them to live with tripping into savings. I always thought this sounded like the best setup ever!
You’re no fun
Flarpsy
Flappy
Twat
I have a sign in my restaurant that states “GOOD Vibes Only”
May your day be as pleasant as you are!
We’ve actually had some (few) guests get pissed off at it! WTF is wrong in this world?
That was fantastic!
Tell us US citizens about it; scary as hell!
That’s how our dog got us! When the people we were getting a puppy from (8week olds) opened the carrier 5 little frenchies all came out and walked into walls and furniture except “Bert” who ran right over to my an and I who were lying on the door about ten feet away and just snuggled us. SEE YA to the rest, he’s the most patient easy going dude you ever met, 6 years later. ❤️
This is the absolute best thing I have ever read on the internet!
I love you Bandit!
Send info to me please regarding purchasing your incredible artwork!!!
Had a girlfriend in college (many years ago!) whose mother would brag she lost her virginity to Billy Idol in his tour bus after a concert.
Jen Psaki for President. Truth, facts, articulation.
Thank her.
I cut a slaughtered pig in half with a butcher’s saw by hand while taking a 3 day charcuterie class. The different between sides was 2 oz. The side with 2oz had the tail. Best ego build ever!!!
You win. Everyone tells me to “write a book” about my fucked up family and lifetime experiences, but seriously, you win. I want to hear more. I mean I have a cousin that’s my brother, lived on a trailer sales lot in 3rd grade where a cigarette smoking chimpanzee broke in and drank the bar dry then got dart shot off the billboard over our double wide, and my moms been married 6 times. This is a fraction. Life is better than fiction: I love the truth, just no bullshit. Love ya!
Makes me feel gay and I’m a straight guy… great top!!!!