Can't sleep because his little sister won't stop kicking him from moms belly.
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NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
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MRW I see someone from my hometown
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When you're broke for Christmas but still wanna get your lady something nice.
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So I went to Flaming Lips show last month in STL and then this happened.
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They call me the Master Baiter
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What are the chances of getting a snoot booped on national cat day
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as someone who is getting married in August this hit the nail on the head.
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In those moments at night when I'm alone is when I question who I truly am.
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Saw this guy at an abandoned gas station. Seems legit.
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The struggle of being a musician
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MRW your 100+ album of feels frogs images crashes my mobile app.
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Hearding a splashing noise from the other room but no one was around when I went to investigate. Who could the culprit be?
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Tone down your ta-ta's
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Watching the blues vs Blackhawks game as a blues fan
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The meme for when you can't find the right meme
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MRW I accidently text my fiancee a link to a gallery of naked girls thinking it's for the adaptor for our television she is supposed to pick up after work
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It's always sunny in user sub
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MRW someone says they are going to blow my mind and for once it actually happens.
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Fairly sure my neighbor complained about me not mowing my lawn again to the city.
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As a guy has zero luck growing facial hair, MRW I see a manstache in all it's glory.
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This is my cat Anderson Cooper and it's his birthday!
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When people try to catch you looking like a caveman but you're actually fresh as fuck.
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pizza is love, pizza is life
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MRW I suddenly remember I have pizza is the fridge.
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Make it again, and this time, try not to embarass yourself.
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"I wanna be where the people are."
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I bought my wife an iPod for Christmas
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how I imagine all of the guilty Christians after the holidays
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I had my wedding on Saturday. this is one of my groomsmen
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so I got married and bought a house.
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bought a house, got married, found a new job
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the face of no regrets
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Let me tell you how I picked my daughters name
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MRW I accidentally burn down our bakery and the wife is still mad
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so they just announced final fantasy sevens remake
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That feeling when the initial rush of upvotes wares off and you know you are stuck in user sub....
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