Mission Impossible 18
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Made kimchee tonight
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Cake Day Post- Everything is different, but the same...
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Should I be howling at the moon?
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Star Trek backwards is Kert Rats, clearly proving that the earth is flat. -fact
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Hanging out with this guy. At a Sonic. Just waiting for my fries. I think I'll call him Jerry.
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As a musician, this is me. I’m Roger. Cheers, and goodnight.
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The world is a vampire.
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I need a keyboard wall mount, a jean jacket, and some decent Aviators.
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Is the trench coat really necessary?
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What is your favorite medication name based purely off of commercials and side effects? My top three: Otezla, Xeljanz, Taltz
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Joke time: I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting but it was cancelled due to unforeseen events.
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The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.
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Maybe I’m a little slow, but what the hell is this supposed to mean?
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What do you call a fancy ant?
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I will send whoever guesses what this is $10 cash. I'm good for it. No joke.
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Laces out Dan
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A wooden leg named Smith.
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Moving to St. Louis in the fall. What should I check out?
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You have always been the caretaker, I should know sir. I've always been here.
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I still believe.
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Dance moves on point.
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Reminds me of my favorite poem, which is..
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Hail, Caesar.
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He knows what's good.
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Looking to improve your groove?
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I bought Gary Busey's mouth and I'm turning it into a camper. I'll post updates if anyone is interested
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Sometimes I eat raisins.
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When the dancing intensifies- then you touch your toes and start over again.
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Moab, UT
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In remembrance of Donald Theodore Kerabatsos-Goodnight Sweet Prince
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Thanks Cinco
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Happy Mother's Day, Mommie Dearest.
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Cousin Vicky
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Neat Human Fan Trick
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Poor Squirrel.
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God Damnit, it's going to be May. Soon.
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Life
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I like the Wizard of Oz.
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You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips..
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Ramsay's Prayer
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Action Jackson- Our piano in the nude.
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Humans
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Sign me up!
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Just needs some glow sticks, a good techno sample and it would be all set.
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I remember the moment when I realized why my uncle was always way into this scene.
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Every time I look in the damn closet..
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My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
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He's most certainly a wizard.
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Who's up next?
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Sup
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How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
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That's a different look for you isn't it?
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Have you ever been so far as to even pretended to even want to go to do more like?
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When MTV was watchable. Pay no mind. (Snoozer)
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Wanna get some pizza?
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Penguins
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Frank Stallone for President
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