Had a bastard of a hail storm in Michigan last week
Seen in my local book store
Behold Grifter (smol) and Slagathor (less smol)!
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Finally topped my career SR! (sorry for potato)
Ambushed by free kittens at the park. Meet Tali'Zorah!
Doggo in terrible accident, is now just head.
My big pupper with his little pupper
I seriously have never ever cared
Grumpy techno-wizard says Merry Christmas!
A-scuse me, now to have the pets, pleas?
I think he might have found the powdered sugar
Today would have been my dad's 71st birthday. When he died, he was a busted down old man, with limp white hair and arthritis in his hands. But I think this is how he always saw himself. Young and full of vigor and "f*ck you."
One of my dogs, with girlfriend for scale. Pams are the new unit of measurement.
I was gonna make a butterface joke, but, let's be honest. I'd still be up for it.
The chillest mannequin ever.
I definitely married the right woman.
One of these things is exactly like the other.
MRW I have ADHD and get my first smartphone
Vengeance is best served hot and yellow.
No pictures, please
I'm confused about the origin of this garment.
What they are really against is "Distributing it away from us."
This is the steamer where I work. I had a hard time explaining to my 70 year old boss why I was laughing so hard.
Last Friday I married the love of my life.
Somehow, these guys ended up in charge of society.
There was a Transformer on campus today
A magical Christmas, Courtesy of Imgururians
My liver thanks me
Mom is understanding
PS Battle: The new ad on my Kindle
Tumblr's view of cis marriage
Join me, Derp von Derpenstein, on a magical journey to the realm of Derp
Had lunch in the park and made a friend!
Don't care if this dies in user sub. Happy to welcome my son, Harry Blackstone Copperfield.
Stay snuggly, my friends.
Probably meme misuse, but I'm all out of fucks