fatlittletree

103303 pts ยท June 1, 2013


"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." -Kurt Vonnegut

Oh, he's right

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

When are you deep-frying it?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd have way more problems with the guy who thinks it's ok to take a photo of people pissing in a public restroom.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

IT'S LIKE RAYAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNN

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Polycephaly is so freakishly extreme but also a weirdly frequent mutation in all types of different animals. Genes, you're broken.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do you think I have so many bags of sand in my bedroom?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most people are unaware of Skellington's long acting career. His first role was as an extra in Sam Raimi's Army of Darkness.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you have any pics of her in her 30s?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think in the past most cultures had elderly grandparents raising kids while the parents were hunting and gathering just out of necessity.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

All I can see:

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You must really like... swords.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Assume everyone on the road is actively trying to kill you" is a good guideline for all year round, but tonight most of them actually are.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unfortunate considering that just leaves "Ew ork"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs more New York.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure why there's so much surprised hate, they're aiming it right at the furry audience who have kept the character alive.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Waiting for someone to post 7000 pics of Trump playing golf.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

These are people willing to base life-changing decisions on conspiracies, emotional lies and celebrity rants. Trumps favourite audience.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lot of right-wing populist movements are using anti-vax nonsense to attract supporters. The current Italian government does the same.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Your glasses have stolen the shadow of a monocle.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goldilocks tried to shank a ho with the smallest knife but it was too short.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's so weird about having friction callouses on my right hand that are thick enough to protect me from lava?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next week... arc welding!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fifty Shades of Greybeards.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Always clever, always dark. Often a gentler, non-sci-fi Black Mirror. Definitely worth a watch. This years live halloween ep was masterful.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What an effective trolling post. Well done. For anyone interested the actual quote is attributed to John Kenneth Galbraith.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A real alternative therapist would have only used one kitten and diluted it in a gallon of water first. And waved a quartz crystal around.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0