facepalmusername

2499 pts · March 7, 2019


It is interesting. I’ve a running hypothesis that people are most afraid of people doing to them what they’d do to other people given the chance.

That said, I’m afraid of tyranny. So I guess don’t make me emperor of anything.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse, sexually

Every man dies, not every man really lives, sexually.

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom, sexually.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die, sexually.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Thanks, I hated that.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrongfully accused is correct.

‘It wasn’t me! It was the one armed, one eyed, one legged man!’

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That’s a freaking *mood*.

6 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

People care.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

A lot of us don’t want him either, and I certainly wouldn’t push him on our neighbors to the north. He’s our problem.

Also, tensions are high and I get why yall are pissed at us. But, like a lot of Americans like Canada and want this craziness to be over. Just so you know. This time line is unreal and I don’t know how to fix it as Joe-schmo American.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was younger, drunk me would be social and make plans that sober me had very little inclination to follow thru. Once saved a number into my phone ‘new best friend’, did not answer it when they called, don’t hardly remember who they were. Maybe this played a roll?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Good luck.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Late, but honestly I feel like the community notes don’t hurt in the long run(or even the short run, just over some weeks). Every single note drives more butt hurt republicans to follow and defend this narrative and eventually this account will put out posts that aren’t noted. And the ad revenue will flow… like the spice. I could be wrong on that, but am I? Enragement=engagement.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Don’t know much about deshaun Watson, is he not making enough touch-tackles or is this more of a personal thing like when Lebron Jordan moved to Tampa and forgot to tell anyone about it?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Go for the eyes, boo! Go for the eyes!

I believe Boo really is a miniature giant space hamster

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tom cruise… before being very famous for being very crazy… was very famous for being a very good actor.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like my parents taught me: he learned the ‘if it hurt, don’t do it again’.

Is this method of teaching predictive? No.

Is it helpful? Nope.

Will they say it every time you grab a hair curler? Absolutely, they aren’t monsters.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Surprised I haven’t seen this more in line with JD Vance’s couch.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Upvote

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Casually hitting 3s from half court, not as a buzzer beater, but because she knows she’ll make it. Multiple times a game. Her accuracy is… something else.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She handled that *much* better than my tantrum throwing ass would have

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Season 6 Sam and Dean Winchester. Sams soul is missing, so I may be in trouble.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, school is hard. You’re doing well with that sexy 80+%! It seems you’re feeling down about it and the circumstances leading up to it. I’m sorry. I believe in you and you should too. You’re doing it! And once it’s over, nobody cares about the grades anymore, just the title you’ve earned. I dropped out of school, and I’m incredibly proud of the people who didn’t. Keep your chin up.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jeepers, Scooby and the gang just revealed it was old man Christian Bale!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is NOT the middle of a street.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Maybe the word *could* is doing some heavy lifting here. Vader’s rep was always that he was real stiff in the ring. So many people of his era hated working with him because Vader would straight up assault you in the ring. So many people got seriously injured during matches with Vader and so many people talked about him as a bully it’s kind of hard to ignore.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ground floor chests, I love it and I’m gonna use it!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minis aren’t the same. They don’t even taste good and I will die on this hill.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. More, please.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

The speaker of the house has a 3rd party app installed on his devices that scans everything he does? And sends a report to a 17 year old? And this ok?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0