existentialcrisisactor

102 pts · March 5, 2022


#33 and now I’m on my knees, digging through a filthy bin in a goodwill, to find the original vinyl.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh, that’s not how you hold a cat.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 even crazier is that it has now disappeared and DNA has linked it to the pack on Angel Island, an even farther swim to Alcatraz.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Live Well - Palace

Sad Makeup - Yukimi, Little Dragon

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro just yeeted himself?

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Let’s give the horses the benefit of the doubt and say they got spooked. The cops clubbing and dragging the person? Not so much.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shot her point blank. Anyone know the status of that person? Blood is gushing from their head. Jesus.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve been in earthquakes and car accidents and I’ve noticed that my last words are definitely going to be “oh Shit!”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that’s most definitely Gen X

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Posey and Peavy!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My HS physics teacher used one of these stories as a lesson in Newtonian law and civic responsibility.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#48 I’m glad I’m not the only one. I won’t touch the stuff again. Pure nightmare juice.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#31 yeah the wedding party was gonna suck because they ran out of grape juice. Always loved those mental gymnastics.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dan White is satirizing the joke in the picture.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There’s literally a creek that runs underneath.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They can have their personal space in Hell.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m getting strong unwashed and unvaxxed vibes.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#49 Hey I know that Doctor! Uhhh, not because of cock ring mishaps though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have an exact replica that the universe gifted us right after the ‘16 election. The best ones show up when you need them most.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0