The said I could be anything, so I became a vomcano...
I sound like a 5yo girl, but I can't shave them!
I can't be the only person thinking this...
The first image I liked on Imgur. Love it to this day.
MRW My girlfriend shouts to join her in the shower...
Condoms folks, they can't cover everything....
Googled Adrenaline Junkie Monkey, was not disappointed.
Release me human, or you will suffer...