The Spetsnaz commander was a what now

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accurate description of Rush and Don Jon

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5

198

Come on now, Texas. Really?

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1307

Wife didn't understand but you guys might like it

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2

302

The joke is in you; I don't have any money

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2

558

Fuck Boeing

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55575

you know youre in detroit when...

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10

196

11 vs her evil twin 666

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1447

Thanks, Obama!

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138580

Ok everyone introduce yourselves

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1807

Her face when...

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Tharwart!

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549

the best i can give you is $5

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This hit too close

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942

first world solution

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0

170

The world lost the iconic angel, Betty White

11

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466

Things are getting hot and heavy in Ukraine

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92941

Calling all space cadets

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For those that need to hear it...

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they found your mom

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179

mfw i wake up realizing i drank too much fireball

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3

204

You didn't think I'd share all this with you peasants did you?

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5502

Orders is orders

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5

445

America! Fuck yeah!

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