pew
Tired of attractive Christmas Selfies?
Huh?
MRW the lady that took my double red cell blood donation today tells me no alcohol for 24 hours.
It's belongs in pie.
MRW I just sit down to drop a deuce and there is a fire drill.
MRW my brother and I are trying to build up the courage to jump off a cliff at Lake Powell
Hipster Level 9000
MRW my wife finds another mouse in our camper after we thought they were gone.
Kids lie
Going to see The Force Awakens tonight with The Wife.
MRW one of my giant Liberal friends that touted the greatness of ObamaCare tells me that her premium just doubled and her plan has less coverage.
MRW I check my tracking number on-line and see that my package has arrived.
Who wants a drink?
MRW my lasers run out and I need more quarters
Cop fights 19 Year Old after saying he wouldn't arrest him
A tale of two dogs
Beans
MRW my 3 year old stops watching TV, yells "My poop is coming" and stars heading to the bathroom
America's greatest Scientist
MRW my mother in law asks me to install SP3 on her computer so she can retrieve some numbers off of a print out of a spread sheet.
Here is a bandwagon
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Oops.
MRW I think I make a funny/good comment but nobody upvotes it.
'Merica. Happy Birthday weekend you beautiful bitch.
Sometimes family is the worst.
I have the POWER!!
Don't worry,
MRW my 3 year old tells me he wants some of my juice.
The Original Sons of Anarchy
Home for the weekend.
After 3 long years, today is the day that my wife and I get to adopt our foster child.
MRW I am deciding whether or not upvote a post on imgur
I guess I forgot
Found this cool spider on my car.
When I am trying to remember if Frederica Bimmel was a great big fat person or not.
Dude, that's not what BroSearch is about....
Only the best....
Accurate depiction of me at work today.
Seriously, we are all adults here.
Conan the Instagramer
'Bout to get my Cedar Point on!
Hello Bill?
Our User's reaction when we upgrade them to Office 2013 and all of their 2010 icons go away.
Tramp all day
MRW my buddy sends me a picture of his dog's freshly neutered balls.
MRW I work on "non-computer" people's computers all day long at work and then my wife asks me to call my technologically retarded father in law at 9 PM because he has a computer question.
Not so fast
Challenge Accepted
I'm pretty excited too but...
Randy are you gonna do this
I'd like to buy a "U" please Pat.
Oh Rambo....
That look when you realize you should have zigged instead of zagged
When I get to the club where people like to wee on each other.
MRW an Imgurian deletes a post that is getting downvoted to oblivion, but I get to keep my fake points for top comment
Don't bother me with this shit