edenknitty

48014 pts ยท January 23, 2017


I knit, spin wool into yarn, needlework tiny creatures, make jewelry, grow plants, grew a human, dance in the moonlight, listen to music late at night, and generally try to be kind while taking no one's crap. I love bats, cats, spiders, owls, foxes, raccoons, crows, ravens (all the corvids, really), gnomes, pixies, fairies, elves, vampires, old gods, new gods, and the earth. I eat foods from south east Asia in greasy spoon hole in the walls, trucks with menus, local sources, and international delis. I've lived in Portland, Oregon; Vancouver, Washington; Casa Grande, Arizona; perpetual sin, mortal danger, my own mind, and dreamscapes galore. I drink water, tea, fizzy drinks, gin cocktails, straight whisky, dark stouts, champagne on holidays, ciders from anywhere, and all kinds of mead. I grow ferns, succulents, tomatoes, mint, bulbs, edible flowers, flowers for bees, weeds for butterflies, wiser every day, strawberries, lavender, roses, wildflowers, and violets. I believe in the earth, sun, moon, stars, crystals wind, water, fire, many gods, kindness, compassion, equality, inclusion, myself, others, science, math, and the oxford comma. I watch Buffy, Firefly, mean girls, chick flicks, Marvel, the princess bride, Disney animation, Pixar, Dreamworks, Laika, old Warner brothers, powerpuff girls, invader zim, ranma 1/2, cutie honey, ouran host club, the good place, cops, stand up comedy, great British bake off, property brothers, satisfying videos, the clouds, sunsets, the light through the leaves, and my temper. If you managed to read this and want a knit hat, get this to the front page.

She was the lesser of two evils of our available candidates on the ballot.... But she's still EVIL

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a babygirl, who loves and respects her Daddy... That's fucking gross don't say that shit on the news.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, how else are we supposed to be good citizens without a worm eating half our brain.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quit telling people where I live. ๐Ÿ˜‰

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#1 I own a copy... It's ridiculous.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Stay in your lane!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They sell them in Australia too. An kiwi friend living in Sydney showed me his fabulous toilet brush after I went on a rant about the commander in Cheeto.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God I miss my vampire gloves... I don't know where they went but they felt so amazing! Wait,.. I have free will
.... I can make those!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had one in our yard in Arizona, it was cool to watch bloom. (it was there when we moved in we didn't poach a cactus, but we did donate it to the botanical gardens)

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My stepfather's dad was named Kermit and so is his brother. It's a family name... Everyone makes fun of it... To be fair, he's a laughable man but...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could absolutely use some help. I'm a single mom in Vancouver Washington and I have been stuck in bed with pneumonia for the past two weeks.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too noticed the problem. Does this mean AI is memeing itself?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually have a rose called mustard and ketchup, yellow on one side of the petal red on the other... Easy to grow, real, and funny.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 the irony of Sam Neill playing merlin

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shout out for knowing Ontario Oregon .. from the only county in Oregon on mountain time... A proud city. Full of meth and dispensaries on the Idaho border.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 FFIII/FFVI meme?! My old heart is overjoyed and now I want to plug in my SNES and find my cartridge and play all over again.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is just plain sexy... Tag your mature! ๐Ÿ˜†

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear made Moobey the Golden Calf

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I sent it packages and angled, I didn't always receive... And I didn't care. It was so fun to bring cheer and one year my secret Santa was the only present I received. It was so wholesome.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! I'm glad you're getting appropriate care I'm so happy for you.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. I have to say as someone who makes stained glass without a 3D printer I'm impressed that you only have a few impossible cuts, that can be explained away by a copper foil overlay, more realistic than many other interpretations! Truly great work, I look forward to seeing what you create in the future.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you make a wedding cake and leave the foreskin? Like what is that an appetizer? Nobody wants that nobody wants that

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got diagnosed with autism and ADHD in the same visit and only ADHD got put in my chart because I'm a parent and current political climate. Maybe not the brightest idea for me. It's a trip. It's so weird because like yeah you have a diagnosis but you also have a DIAGNOSIS.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your (fan)service. Perfection.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Witness you, shiny and chrome.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In super lucky that my kiddo is a snuggler when I take a nap we put on invader Zim and just chill. They used to love doing "Mommy mattress" when they were little and would just crawl onto me and psss out. Luckily their dad is also affectionate and they get lift and swish hugs from him. The rituals of childhood are so precious.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was listening to music on my headphones, lines up well to anxiety by doechii.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's rough, but it's state by state and in Washington it's six months.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the meds help I got was absolutely a silver lining.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No but there were bees and lavender and rosemary.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0