drunkist

41342 pts ยท March 27, 2012


I LOVE LAMP. AND BOOZE. BUT ALSO LAMP.

From Golden God to Punched in the Soul

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Any robot will do on Star Wars Day right?

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Missed my cake day by one day, so I present to you...

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My Bosses Are Having an Argument

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Secret Santa is Best Santa

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MATH HOMEWORK

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Ken M is best ken

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MRW someone doesn't copy edit the marketing materials

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My favorite episode of FRIENS

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I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying.

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Office Invaders

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I Like Food. Food Tastes Good.

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Monday morning be like

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What'd you just call me?

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You Got Floor All in My Lima Beans!

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I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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Wife brings home pizza, says we can't eat it yet

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I Love Vermont

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Whiskers, Walken, Whiskey Soda

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My Cake Day is Easter, so I Give You Bunny Jesus!

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Asked a friend to help me out with a job reference and they sent him a survey

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MFW Deadpool's being a dick again

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MRW I hear "Smile for the camera!"

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Winter is Coming...

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seen outside my local bar

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MFW it's not Thursday anymore and it's not Saturday yet

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MFW my wife brings home a 2 pound block of 5 year aged cheddar

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Raven Preening 1500 lb Cow

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I didn't know it

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Did I feed the dog before work?

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Goofus and Muad'Dib

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My nephew's first roller coaster ride

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MFW I Shouldn't Be Driving This Car

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My friend's coworkers made some instructions for his prospective dates

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My Wife Still Hasn't Used the Ice Cream Maker She Got For Christmas

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I know it's in March, but that's it

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Online Booty Call

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Don't Fly Casual, Fly Sober

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My wife just used tequila's gravitational pull to slingshot past drunk to crazy

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Hugs!

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MFW I pretend I'm a TIE Fighter

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Anyone remember bonsai kitten?

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I see your #DeadRaccoonTO and raise you a VT skunk with an extra stripe

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Listening to Lithium on Lithium

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thatsracist.jpg

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Anybody want to play some cardboard pinball?

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TIL they made Dr. Octagon action figures and I didn't get one

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Washing Dishes Like

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This is what everyone's talking about when they talk about BAE right?

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HERP A DERP DO YOU LIVE HERE OFTEN!?

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Hi imgur. I'm gonna leave you like Cinderella left the ball...

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Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen!

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Today in True Science Facts

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Pickle, My Pretties

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Buttload of Free Caulk

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We're taking care of our neighbor's fish

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MFW I'm eating a bedazzled banana

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MFW I run into pesky ninjas

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TIL: I have a 1 in a million chance of dying from jogging

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