From Golden God to Punched in the Soul
Any robot will do on Star Wars Day right?
Missed my cake day by one day, so I present to you...
My Bosses Are Having an Argument
Secret Santa is Best Santa
MATH HOMEWORK
Ken M is best ken
MRW someone doesn't copy edit the marketing materials
My favorite episode of FRIENS
I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying.
Office Invaders
I Like Food. Food Tastes Good.
Monday morning be like
What'd you just call me?
You Got Floor All in My Lima Beans!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Wife brings home pizza, says we can't eat it yet
I Love Vermont
Whiskers, Walken, Whiskey Soda
My Cake Day is Easter, so I Give You Bunny Jesus!
Asked a friend to help me out with a job reference and they sent him a survey
MFW Deadpool's being a dick again
MRW I hear "Smile for the camera!"
Winter is Coming...
seen outside my local bar
MFW it's not Thursday anymore and it's not Saturday yet
MFW my wife brings home a 2 pound block of 5 year aged cheddar
Raven Preening 1500 lb Cow
I didn't know it
Did I feed the dog before work?
Goofus and Muad'Dib
My nephew's first roller coaster ride
MFW I Shouldn't Be Driving This Car
My friend's coworkers made some instructions for his prospective dates
My Wife Still Hasn't Used the Ice Cream Maker She Got For Christmas
I know it's in March, but that's it
Online Booty Call
Don't Fly Casual, Fly Sober
My wife just used tequila's gravitational pull to slingshot past drunk to crazy
Hugs!
MFW I pretend I'm a TIE Fighter
Anyone remember bonsai kitten?
I see your #DeadRaccoonTO and raise you a VT skunk with an extra stripe
Listening to Lithium on Lithium
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Anybody want to play some cardboard pinball?
TIL they made Dr. Octagon action figures and I didn't get one
Washing Dishes Like
This is what everyone's talking about when they talk about BAE right?
HERP A DERP DO YOU LIVE HERE OFTEN!?
Hi imgur. I'm gonna leave you like Cinderella left the ball...
Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen!
Today in True Science Facts
Pickle, My Pretties
Buttload of Free Caulk
We're taking care of our neighbor's fish
MFW I'm eating a bedazzled banana
MFW I run into pesky ninjas
TIL: I have a 1 in a million chance of dying from jogging