23924 pts ยท December 3, 2011
Also, today is their 2 week old birthday
In my country we call that a desk drawer
6?? Shit I'm counting the bumps on the ceiling at 3 am if I have coffee after about 2 pm
The thing that really upsets me, is no matter how ludicrous and ridiculous, people are still going to fucking buy it
There's a lot going on in this video and I don't understand any of it
My dad passed the day after Christmas this last year, this'll be the first Father's day. And it falls on my birthday
That's a taco Bell shart if I've ever seen one
Yep
Wtf gifs that end too soon, who the fuck won the race??
The best pot dealer I ever had was also the dude that mowed my lawn. It was foolproof, one exchange of cash for two services
I need to wash my hands
When I first got the waterer for my animals, my dog approached it stretched all the way out, semi cowering and then ran when it gurgled
To be fair, she probably does want to eat me, she just doesn't know it yet
I don't know why this is getting down voted... That was hard to read and so fucking real. I guess people don't want reality here
Yeah cheaterville, with all the other dirty cheaters. He'll probably play a homicidal game of monopoly some day
Boyd
Hey neighbor! I'm right down the road in Boyd!
Oh is that not just a giant burrito? Cause I ate a giant burrito and my tummy looks like that
Lower your standards and accept the bad photo shops gifted to you by the internet. Ungrateful ass
Those are shorter fuses than me on my period
I recently went 45 minutes before they opened and was still 6th in line and an hour wait after opening...
I'm a 7
Awww it's really sweet they were there for you though
Book it
Vaccinations
Not no one, I love dandelions and let them flourish in my yard
Cause kitchen knives are super fucking hard to get your hands on
Also, today is their 2 week old birthday
In my country we call that a desk drawer
6?? Shit I'm counting the bumps on the ceiling at 3 am if I have coffee after about 2 pm
The thing that really upsets me, is no matter how ludicrous and ridiculous, people are still going to fucking buy it
There's a lot going on in this video and I don't understand any of it
My dad passed the day after Christmas this last year, this'll be the first Father's day. And it falls on my birthday
That's a taco Bell shart if I've ever seen one
Yep
Wtf gifs that end too soon, who the fuck won the race??
The best pot dealer I ever had was also the dude that mowed my lawn. It was foolproof, one exchange of cash for two services
I need to wash my hands
When I first got the waterer for my animals, my dog approached it stretched all the way out, semi cowering and then ran when it gurgled
To be fair, she probably does want to eat me, she just doesn't know it yet
I don't know why this is getting down voted... That was hard to read and so fucking real. I guess people don't want reality here
Yeah cheaterville, with all the other dirty cheaters. He'll probably play a homicidal game of monopoly some day
Boyd
Hey neighbor! I'm right down the road in Boyd!
Hey neighbor! I'm right down the road in Boyd!
Oh is that not just a giant burrito? Cause I ate a giant burrito and my tummy looks like that
Lower your standards and accept the bad photo shops gifted to you by the internet. Ungrateful ass
Those are shorter fuses than me on my period
I recently went 45 minutes before they opened and was still 6th in line and an hour wait after opening...
I'm a 7
Awww it's really sweet they were there for you though
Book it
Vaccinations
Not no one, I love dandelions and let them flourish in my yard
Cause kitchen knives are super fucking hard to get your hands on