dilbobaggins

4740 pts ยท July 23, 2013


https://gfycat.com/ScratchyPersonalAtlasmoth

Also a great hatchetwoman for anytime you need to silence a woman who may have a sexual battery complaint against your friend.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is an abomination. Just call your quickbread something else.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Wealthy foster parents buying stuff with state funds and also steaks and lobster get wild looks at the checkout line.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

All the surrounding countries are side-eyeing the displaced Russians waiting for the pretext of war to be "supporting ethnic Russians".

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The service industry may be hard but I'm still gonna tell them to eat shit when they deliver my pizza to the neighbor's porch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called abortion and it's beautiful

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may have known a friendly old man neighbor my whole life but when he was convicted of molesting children it's still scary.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As has been suggested, you can send them to your enemies with an invitation to go fuck themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, the cop lobby is out strong today on imgur

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

My cat decided to go die alone under the neighbor's bushes. Our desert landscaping wasn't up to his standards.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That guy who was groping the Flight Attendants wasn't posing a threat to all passengers. They pick and choose.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Don't worry, the way he wrote women was cringeworthy from the start.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Not done experimenting. You got valuable blood they'll just tell you to come in for treatment every week while profiting from your blood.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They fired him.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was politically expedient to acknowledge that Columbus was evil even in his own time given they arrested him and dismissed from his post.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had a cat attempt to domesticate itself into my home. The idiot picked the house where 3 people are allergic to cats, so didn't last.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whitewashing another person of color, smh.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever read the ingredients on mayo? Egg whites, egg yolks, whole eggs. Mayo egg sandwich is a 3 egg sandwich.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carlos Maza. I used to know that name for being another piece of shit on twitter, but now there's so many that it doesn't narrow it down.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The property owners of our rental just ate a huge repair bill because they didn't do any maintenance on the A/C for years. Fuck landlords.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bit where Al Franken was bullied about behaving inappropriately with women (BUT HE'S A COMEDIAN!) and quit? Yeah, he can be Al Franken.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Reminds me of the landlord who showed the previous tenant "destroying" the place, everything unbolted and placed with care.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd clean up my own messes if they gave me cleaning supplies, but fuck your napkins. Employees don't even want to be told there's a mess.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Some Congressional districts aren't even contiguous.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, too, blame minorities for not staying in their own communities but still wanting to be represented as a group! /s

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine being the heroic democrat who destroys a Historically Black district, diluting their vote and removing a minority Congressman/woman.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked the way Perry Bible Fellowship did his unannounced hiatus, with the comic "Catch Phrase", which he removed after returning.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0