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dejavulikeivebeeninthisplacebefore

30620 pts · March 23, 2014

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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia LaBeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia LaBeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia LaBeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia LaBeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia LaBeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

Marching to dinner

The Legacy of the Minnesota 1st

Quarantine is the mother of invention.

Son of a-

know this exists elsewhere, but couldn't find it and trying to avoid a flood of posts.

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Intruder alert!

Billionaire preacher saves us all

Star trek meme dump

What Song Is This?

Dimmadamn

Thomas the Tank remix

King has entered

Fave little songs

I found the anthem for the current times . Enjoy

Added sound because I got tired of just hearing it in my head

Curated History Dump

Saving the world

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Simpsons got it right

Kids! Kids!

My brother is a classic physique competitor. He's on his last 2 weeks before his show. Here is a dump of food I've been sending him while he's dieting.

Doom Crossing

Oh look, it me.

Very sad

Pathogen Resistance

My favorite favorite, How to Sew a Button

Some office bloopers

New game lets you find potential coronavirus treatments

Well crap on a stick...

Social distancing advice from Brak and the boys

Big epic

Munah Munah

Vermintide: Valentines Day!

Hockey team puts in an inspiring emergency goalie

Space Hamster Quartet!

When the Fire Alarm goes off and becomes a member of the band

Coat hook

This chap is healthier than I'll ever be. No excuses anymore

Judo is life but so is social distancing

After months of stomach pain the doctor recommended this. Wish me luck.

When Bilbo disappears and Gandalf has to keep the party going.

He finally found his solemate.

:D

That's enough internet for today!!

Explain the internet.

My 11th thing

Same

Wake up everyday with a song in your heart

Best explanation of star wars ever

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For Imgurs 11th, an amazing 30 secs of television

Iranian Violin (Kamancheh)

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Happy birthday

I laughed... (sound on)

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