deathbymonkeys

71484 pts · June 10, 2015


Well all I can say is I try and I fail. If you screenshot this and it makes it to the front page I will send you a pack of Fruit Stripe Gum.

Oh, Fudge

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Best example of a roundhouse kick.

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Views 479

Just when you think your drinks are safe from the office theifs.

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Feel better after getting this of my chest.

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Views 518

This is why i only poop at home. Toilet in Michigan gas station.

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Views 1760

Fish it is then!

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It tastes like disappointment.

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Views 575

I'll catch the next one.

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Views 275

MRW I am thinking about the hot girl in my class and then the teacher calls on me.

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We just got a 3D printer at work. Now I know what the hype is about.

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Sometimes we forget.

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Self Portrait

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Best friends.

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When is October 83nd, and everyone is posting Christmas selfies.

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Views 411

MRW I miss my alarm and now I am late for work.

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Comments 4
Views 936

Long crispy potatoes

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Comments 8
Views 1267

Only 30 days till Halloween. 

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Views 2610

Bing a barista in America.

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Views 995

ReBoot!

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Comments 8
Views 1385

Shading is important.

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Views 666

Brian got my back

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Views 113208

Never buy a puzzle second hand...

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Views 123607

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Truly the most ambitious cross over ever! 

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We need to come together. Dem or Rep this impacts is all.

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Views 1351

You ever seen a knife push cut bread? Here it is. 

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Comments 138
Views 28286

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Trigger alert.

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What I tell my repair man when my sewing machine breaks. 

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My dog Maybelline.

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Took a long time to get the perfect photo of the Moon over the mountains.

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Nathan Thurm interviewed by Robert F Kennedy Jr about Climate change. 

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It's The Scars that remind me that the past is real.

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Best Christmas card ever! 

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Why TF was Anthony Ingrunber not cast as young Han Solo? Stupid move Kathlene Kennedy WTF!!!

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Views 2885

Dear brother a poem for thee

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Well this sounds about right for 2019.

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ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!

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Elder Scrolls 

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Amazon's new commercial

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Comments 5
Views 587

Slow down.

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Internet is slow here. Still waiting.

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Views 581

Scumbag Dennis

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Saw this earlier on FP. Fuck you Stan_Rock!

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Views 2473

Hard wood

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Views 396

Just started Playing Dark Souls with minimal equipment...am I doing it right?

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Views 424112

Aaaahaaauuuaa

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Guys I was just in an accident with my daughter. I woke up and she was gone. Anyone live here who can help?

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Views 130657

The only way I handle criticism about my 90's childhood. 

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This man knew Disney would ruin his story. If only George could've see it.

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Views 1915
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