deadeyesatan

15331 pts · June 5, 2014


3 minutes a pound @ 325*f. Deep fried turkey is legitimately the best way to prep a turkey. An 18lb bird done in under an hour? Hell yes!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the scary part, she was legitimately confused as to why this happened.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

How would this work? Would I be at the restaurant to ensure you’re not wasting time with dinner? Or only after, once coitus has been agreed?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can smell the herpes from here

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I often daydream of living in solitude in the woods, maybe a dog, but that’s it. Don’t think i ever will, but seems like a nice thought

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. God damn people are dumb. The only thing here is the men are further form the wall

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 36

Fuckin Sam Elliot “No, hell no!” LMAO

6 years ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 0

A lot *more* money on booze and cocaine

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And why not?!!?

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I has

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks to be tethered. Fuckin billshit regardless

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog’s name is Jaxon, somewhere between??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a sturdy unit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait till the Dirty 30’s !

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re*

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

TIL your grandma is Mac’s Mom

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Hot Ones?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One built in 1975 that needs major renos, in my parts anyway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister-in-law’s name is Tina and lives in my basement, I yell this at her weekly.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Check the source, then check the nsfw photo, that’s fucked.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This person was so excited to buy it they took a picture in their car before even getting home

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, that’s the future.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything about this is so perfect

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not trying to grandstand sorry if I came off that way. your comment that white collar jobs create better lifestyle/opportunity is incorrect

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My current cat, a Maine Coon is Tabby with a white chest/belly

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is did not know! Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mother fuckin Terry Crews is a legend

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My childhood cat, who was the same breed as this cat, a Tabby, lived to 24. Hit by 2 cars, attacked by a dog, been through the wars indeed

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1