darwinhacker

32776 pts ยท December 31, 2015


Call me cynical but this seems like a foregone conclusion to me best filed under "no shit".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Female DeSantis.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't do any maintenance on your vehicle yourself.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoink.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red Dog Beer did it first.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Imgatrix

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real cool. More than likely that was a woman in that costume.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Them Duke boys were in a real pickle now. Dontcha all go anywhere now.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boobs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if your friends don't pass and if they don't pass, well they're no friends of mine.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a targeting HUD from the thumbnail. Still not convinced it isn't...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swol bro is having none of your shit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the winner of the 2019 Most Punchable Face award goes to...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just not during a storm.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Replied to a text with a tweet?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Bugatmobile

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I puckered the entire time fully expecting this end badly.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Duck!"- Cat, probably

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hardly what you'd call a "clean" getaway once you check his underwear.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure any girl would love the contents of their purse including personal information, posted online.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wonder how that feels for the buck? I mean are antlers meant to hold an animal's body weight?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now play it with Oreo's.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are only 2 acceptable condiments for a corndog: Mustard and another type of mustard.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Yeah fuck this dude. This dog doesn't give 2 fucks about your mid-life crisis. He just wants to run, sniff some ass and take a long nap.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 18

Off-brand Bernie Sanders. Bertie Flanders.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0