30680 pts · May 23, 2014
English can be a pretty complicated language to master. Please be polite if you experience the force is not strong enough with my grammar, 'kay? I'm on it already. Thanks.
New fetish activated.
oh. Welcome from Hungary, we have names like Viktor Orbán and Péter Szíjjártó, now ex-politicians, hope to be prisoners soon... :)
Oh. Welcome from Hungary. We had our ministers doing similar things. They're not ministers anymore. Take care.
What is the name of this subject? I would occasionally drop in on classes like this.
I didn't even know such a lovely shaped - let's just say - "action figures" existed. Aaaaand then i realized that so many webshops sell them. (i still don't know any further of them. Are they pre-painted? Or is it part of the deal that they come unpainted? Or clothes? Can i buy a small BRA or thong, for example?Some of them have NO HEADS? WTF? Movable joints? Okay, I admit, I've been living under a rock, but NO HEAD? Soooo many questions.)
"Winaaaamp - It really whips the llamma's ass."(surprised llama baaas in the background)Damn. Good old days.
Wow. I saw things like this in Dishonored 2. Holy shit it was freaky.
Actually it will leave #OP cold, huh?
Studies the physics of water. I experienced exactly this behavior in connection with our male german shepherd long ago. Such admirable behavior indeed.
Great. Now i want one.
I know this face expression! When i was 20, i I accompanied a female friend of mine to the beautician (I was friendzoned. Tough lesson kids - DON'T LET IT HAPPEN. I MEAN IT.). While I was waiting, a young girl came in and started talking to the beautician. Then she realized I was there and asked if she should massage my face. She practiced for her massage exam. No joke, she massaged me to the point of near orgasm - ONLY TOUCHING MY FACE 🥰. The world ceased to exist for that havenly half hour.
As we say in our country: "Aztakurva.😮"
STAHP! I feel old!True, in my case i've already realized this - more and more dead people "appeared" on my playlists.After that i realized i love good old jazz. 1930's - 1940's jazz, that is. And the dead man counter goes BRRRRRRR...
I visited them quite often. Almost every time Raiders and Gunners attacked them, sometimes the fight became bloody massacre. I do think it's a missed hit.
It's in the very same world where mr. Zuckerberg covers the lense of the webcam on his laptop with a sticker.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At first i thought it was Fallout 4 - Let's see: hoarding, stealing, misuse of radioactive material, and maybe homicide or even massacre - if you count supermutants and ghouls. But then i realized how many pirates i murdered with a knife in Far Cry 3.
Holy shit i suck at this game...
#6 - it still amazes me - this story is old as internet, though...
Totally understand you. I have this acquaintance - among others once she told me to walk to work together. Again, SHE offered. She even told WHEN we should meet. But after that... She found various excuses to not come - "oh, i forgot, tidying up the porch, i'm still preparing my meal", you name it.
"There's nothing special in me". When the colleague scans a document into .pdf 1 page / file. and PRINTS it because he forgot to sign the last page. And HE SCANS AGAIN. God let me die! Spaces in numeric cells. When the property management technician asks "how will we get into a closed building?" Damn, do you need a crowbar or did you bring the keys as i asked?? "Oh."I open th measuement tool while using our GIS system - "WHA... HOW DID YOU DO THAT??"
Because it's too hard to inhale. :D
"Out of the loop" feeling acivated.
Not gonna lie, i was ready to see the "Finally you're awake" part too...
Mmmm... If i ever let a tattoo through my hide, it would be either Vault Boy or a Black Mesa Crowbar Collective sign.
Wow. I found his coat. 😁
XD. Okay, now try without text. please.
New fetish activated.
oh. Welcome from Hungary, we have names like Viktor Orbán and Péter Szíjjártó, now ex-politicians, hope to be prisoners soon... :)
Oh. Welcome from Hungary. We had our ministers doing similar things. They're not ministers anymore. Take care.
What is the name of this subject? I would occasionally drop in on classes like this.
I didn't even know such a lovely shaped - let's just say - "action figures" existed. Aaaaand then i realized that so many webshops sell them. (i still don't know any further of them. Are they pre-painted? Or is it part of the deal that they come unpainted? Or clothes? Can i buy a small BRA or thong, for example?Some of them have NO HEADS? WTF? Movable joints? Okay, I admit, I've been living under a rock, but NO HEAD? Soooo many questions.)
"Winaaaamp - It really whips the llamma's ass."
(surprised llama baaas in the background)
Damn. Good old days.
Wow. I saw things like this in Dishonored 2. Holy shit it was freaky.
Actually it will leave #OP cold, huh?
Studies the physics of water. I experienced exactly this behavior in connection with our male german shepherd long ago. Such admirable behavior indeed.
Great. Now i want one.
I know this face expression! When i was 20, i I accompanied a female friend of mine to the beautician (I was friendzoned. Tough lesson kids - DON'T LET IT HAPPEN. I MEAN IT.). While I was waiting, a young girl came in and started talking to the beautician. Then she realized I was there and asked if she should massage my face. She practiced for her massage exam. No joke, she massaged me to the point of near orgasm - ONLY TOUCHING MY FACE 🥰. The world ceased to exist for that havenly half hour.
As we say in our country: "Aztakurva.😮"
STAHP! I feel old!
True, in my case i've already realized this - more and more dead people "appeared" on my playlists.
After that i realized i love good old jazz. 1930's - 1940's jazz, that is. And the dead man counter goes BRRRRRRR...
I visited them quite often. Almost every time Raiders and Gunners attacked them, sometimes the fight became bloody massacre. I do think it's a missed hit.
It's in the very same world where mr. Zuckerberg covers the lense of the webcam on his laptop with a sticker.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At first i thought it was Fallout 4 - Let's see: hoarding, stealing, misuse of radioactive material, and maybe homicide or even massacre - if you count supermutants and ghouls.

But then i realized how many pirates i murdered with a knife in Far Cry 3.
Holy shit i suck at this game...
#6 - it still amazes me - this story is old as internet, though...
Totally understand you. I have this acquaintance - among others once she told me to walk to work together.
Again, SHE offered.
She even told WHEN we should meet.
But after that... She found various excuses to not come - "oh, i forgot, tidying up the porch, i'm still preparing my meal", you name it.
"There's nothing special in me". When the colleague scans a document into .pdf 1 page / file. and PRINTS it because he forgot to sign the last page. And HE SCANS AGAIN. God let me die!
Spaces in numeric cells.
When the property management technician asks "how will we get into a closed building?" Damn, do you need a crowbar or did you bring the keys as i asked?? "Oh."
I open th measuement tool while using our GIS system - "WHA... HOW DID YOU DO THAT??"
Because it's too hard to inhale. :D
"Out of the loop" feeling acivated.

Not gonna lie, i was ready to see the "Finally you're awake" part too...
Mmmm... If i ever let a tattoo through my hide, it would be either Vault Boy or a Black Mesa Crowbar Collective sign.
Wow. I found his coat. 😁
XD. Okay, now try without text. please.