darahian

30680 pts · May 23, 2014


English can be a pretty complicated language to master. Please be polite if you experience the force is not strong enough with my grammar, 'kay? I'm on it already. Thanks.

New fetish activated.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh. Welcome from Hungary, we have names like Viktor Orbán and Péter Szíjjártó, now ex-politicians, hope to be prisoners soon... :)

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh. Welcome from Hungary. We had our ministers doing similar things. They're not ministers anymore. Take care.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What is the name of this subject? I would occasionally drop in on classes like this.

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know such a lovely shaped - let's just say - "action figures" existed. Aaaaand then i realized that so many webshops sell them. (i still don't know any further of them. Are they pre-painted? Or is it part of the deal that they come unpainted? Or clothes? Can i buy a small BRA or thong, for example?Some of them have NO HEADS? WTF? Movable joints? Okay, I admit, I've been living under a rock, but NO HEAD? Soooo many questions.)

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Winaaaamp - It really whips the llamma's ass."
(surprised llama baaas in the background)
Damn. Good old days.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. I saw things like this in Dishonored 2. Holy shit it was freaky.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Actually it will leave #OP cold, huh?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Studies the physics of water. I experienced exactly this behavior in connection with our male german shepherd long ago. Such admirable behavior indeed.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great. Now i want one.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know this face expression! When i was 20, i I accompanied a female friend of mine to the beautician (I was friendzoned. Tough lesson kids - DON'T LET IT HAPPEN. I MEAN IT.). While I was waiting, a young girl came in and started talking to the beautician. Then she realized I was there and asked if she should massage my face. She practiced for her massage exam. No joke, she massaged me to the point of near orgasm - ONLY TOUCHING MY FACE 🥰. The world ceased to exist for that havenly half hour.

1 year ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 9

As we say in our country: "Aztakurva.😮"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STAHP! I feel old!
True, in my case i've already realized this - more and more dead people "appeared" on my playlists.
After that i realized i love good old jazz. 1930's - 1940's jazz, that is. And the dead man counter goes BRRRRRRR...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I visited them quite often. Almost every time Raiders and Gunners attacked them, sometimes the fight became bloody massacre. I do think it's a missed hit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's in the very same world where mr. Zuckerberg covers the lense of the webcam on his laptop with a sticker.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first i thought it was Fallout 4 - Let's see: hoarding, stealing, misuse of radioactive material, and maybe homicide or even massacre - if you count supermutants and ghouls.

But then i realized how many pirates i murdered with a knife in Far Cry 3.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit i suck at this game...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#6 - it still amazes me - this story is old as internet, though...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Totally understand you. I have this acquaintance - among others once she told me to walk to work together.
Again, SHE offered.
She even told WHEN we should meet.
But after that... She found various excuses to not come - "oh, i forgot, tidying up the porch, i'm still preparing my meal", you name it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"There's nothing special in me". When the colleague scans a document into .pdf 1 page / file. and PRINTS it because he forgot to sign the last page. And HE SCANS AGAIN. God let me die!

Spaces in numeric cells.
When the property management technician asks "how will we get into a closed building?" Damn, do you need a crowbar or did you bring the keys as i asked?? "Oh."
I open th measuement tool while using our GIS system - "WHA... HOW DID YOU DO THAT??"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it's too hard to inhale. :D

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Out of the loop" feeling acivated.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, i was ready to see the "Finally you're awake" part too...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmmm... If i ever let a tattoo through my hide, it would be either Vault Boy or a Black Mesa Crowbar Collective sign.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow. I found his coat. 😁

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

XD. Okay, now try without text. please.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0