Spendin' Christmas Eve sellin' booze. Stay safe, kids. Don't drink and text.
how i feel when i order a pizza
My mom's cat had ONE kitten. Here he is.
the world's cutest bug: the wooly aphid.
His little ears!
Creeped on this guy taking a bath
Not a poem, but more of a short story.
this moth reminded me of something....
Saw this story in my local newspaper...
when my husband's drunk and wants a blowjob
a little crustacean cuteness
#yolo #nofilter
an offering of my favorite wtf gif on this most glorious day
who wants a kiss?
MRW I get my daily recommended amount of calcium
when sharks have human teeth, it's funny. when fish do, NOPE
i made this for you.
an amazonian harvestman under UV lights
dragon!
Screw the NHL, I'd pay to see this.
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llllllllladies.
Have a happy and safe holiday!
MRW seeing "highlighting is green now!" posts
Getting dressed after a weekend at the grandparents' house
Dapper.
is it late night yet?
when you're drunk and busting out your most seductive dance moves
my dog had puppies last night!
Not my proudest achievement.
MRW I go out to the bar with my hot friends