3086 pts · August 2, 2013
A poop came up to me. Big poop. Strong poop. Tears in its eyes.
With the Mad Pooper!
Don't forget the gristle.
"Pump your brakes, son. That woman is a national treasure."
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Andy Daly is a national treasure.
Not even for your second family?
Huh?
I don’t care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I’m 99% sure.
I'm sorry.
#1 An Atlanta traffic guy would always say, “When you think about Cumming, think about baseball."
You can always tell a Milford man.
That’s what Paul F, Tompkins wears most days.
Can I get in on this tab?
#37 F*ck you, Oliver.
You win.
Infrastructure week!
Screw you, science fiction. Where's my jetpack?
"Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude."
#1 "OK, first off: a dionsaur? Swimming in the ocean? Dionsaurs don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound sharks with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of dinosaur."
“Shake it like a Polaroid picture” will always be one of my favorite lyrics of all time.
#4 "Welcome aboard, Mr. Bananger."
The guy who swims in gets a solo!
"Fucking guy."
Watch her dwy drinking with Seth Meyers.
Shave the beard down to a goatee.
Water? You mean the stuff in toilets?
"Drugs?"
I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
A poop came up to me. Big poop. Strong poop. Tears in its eyes.
With the Mad Pooper!
Don't forget the gristle.
"Pump your brakes, son. That woman is a national treasure."
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Andy Daly is a national treasure.
Not even for your second family?
Huh?
I don’t care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I’m 99% sure.
I'm sorry.
#1 An Atlanta traffic guy would always say, “When you think about Cumming, think about baseball."
You can always tell a Milford man.
That’s what Paul F, Tompkins wears most days.
Can I get in on this tab?
#37 F*ck you, Oliver.
You win.
Infrastructure week!
Screw you, science fiction. Where's my jetpack?
"Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude."
#1 "OK, first off: a dionsaur? Swimming in the ocean? Dionsaurs don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound sharks with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of dinosaur."
“Shake it like a Polaroid picture” will always be one of my favorite lyrics of all time.
#4 "Welcome aboard, Mr. Bananger."
The guy who swims in gets a solo!
"Fucking guy."
Watch her dwy drinking with Seth Meyers.
Shave the beard down to a goatee.
Water? You mean the stuff in toilets?
"Drugs?"
I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!