cyb0lt

3086 pts · August 2, 2013


A poop came up to me. Big poop. Strong poop. Tears in its eyes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the Mad Pooper!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the gristle.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Pump your brakes, son. That woman is a national treasure."

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Andy Daly is a national treasure.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Not even for your second family?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Huh?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I’m 99% sure.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 An Atlanta traffic guy would always say, “When you think about Cumming, think about baseball."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can always tell a Milford man.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s what Paul F, Tompkins wears most days.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I get in on this tab?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 F*ck you, Oliver.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You win.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Infrastructure week!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Screw you, science fiction. Where's my jetpack?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#1 "OK, first off: a dionsaur? Swimming in the ocean? Dionsaurs don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound sharks with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of dinosaur."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Shake it like a Polaroid picture” will always be one of my favorite lyrics of all time.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 "Welcome aboard, Mr. Bananger."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy who swims in gets a solo!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Fucking guy."

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Watch her dwy drinking with Seth Meyers.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Shave the beard down to a goatee.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water? You mean the stuff in toilets?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Drugs?"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0