cuddleskunk

69238 pts ยท September 7, 2019


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5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only it were more literal.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this shit were the worst this admin were pulling, we'd be laughing at how stupid it is. "Freedom fries" didn't stick, and neither will "Lake America".

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Touch da stringy

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Don't let him do anything except go alone into his bathroom with a gun.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a funky crossbow by the thumbnail...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why couldn't they have been competent this *one* time?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's GOP...this is easily as shocking as finding out magma is warm.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure it will either. A lot of people in modern times seem to be conflating it with democracy as a whole.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then yes...you fall into the category of "absolutely no way"...A lot of people who say that they "can't" are worried about work or school, etc...and many of them don't seem to realize that none of that will matter anyway if they and/or their loved ones are off to special "camps".

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I worked at Wendy's about 20 years ago now. I knew how to do everything and the general manager explicitly told me that I could be a manager if I cut off all of my hair (I'm a pan cis guy with long hair I've been growing out since 2003)

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*have, not "gave

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do everything in your power to vote in-person...If there is absolutely no way for you to vote in-person, then sure...I guess...It might be better than nothing...maybe. But even people who think they can't vote in-person need to explore absolutely every avenue they might not gave even considered before to actually get to the polls.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ahh...the inspiration for Bruxish.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's important to focus on one's weld-being.

6 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

"Liquamen-type, my patrician..." "That'll be an extra Denarius..." "*under breath* Est furatus...fine."

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was old enough when it came out that I included "Lord of the Rings Oscar Raid" in the required "current events" parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" I had to write for high school history class.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the state should handle this: Step 1: Cut a slit in his lower abdomen; Step 2: Remove his intestines from his abdomen...keeping them in-tact; Step 3: Wrap the intestines around his neck; Step 4: tighten the loop of intestines around his neck and maintain that tightness for at least 5 full minutes after he stops breathing.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck with that in anonymous image share sites...that's the primary place it was happening.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have seen at least 3 of the real clips these are based on. The lathe one is pretty infamous for being randomly shared to shock people.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#3 Hmm...yeah. That's...no.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one who reliably reads "The New Yorker" is gonna know about the Torment Nexus.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I am trying to figure out exactly what is being piped on. Is it just clay and water with some kind of thickening/binding agent to allow it to be both thick and pipeable?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, I did not see that coming. Amazing

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then we can dig it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Counterpoint:

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The better version. Alien Ant Farm...blast from the past. I quite liked "These Days" too...but that "Just like the Movies" song (I don't actually know the title for sure) that they made 2 different videos for was pretty bad.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know...it doesn't look it, but that thing is indestructible.

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what could be done about this. The best bet is probably public shaming. Name and shame them...then boycott them out of society. Deny them service at every store and restaurant...until they either start living entirely off forage or die of starvation. I don't think you can actually legally regulate it as it would require the gov't to define what does and doesn't count as a relationship...which is a dangerous fucking proposition.

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is a relatively good day...by comparison.

4 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0