EVERY. F**KING. TIME!!!
"I must go, my people need me!"
It's all about perspective.
"Lemme g... nope, OK, alright, I've sh*t my trousers".
"See ya! Oh, and by the way, the breaks are out."
Just kidding around (mini-dump).
How to keep Trick o’ Treating as an adult and get away with it.
When I'm told I'm messy, my room is a disaster, and I have to clean it up.
MRW I suddenly realise I'm on camera.
Webcomic mini-dump.
"And then, Bill Nye showed up and killed our funk!"
The first thing that comes to mind every time a friend gets engaged.
Brutal carjacking caught on video.
When I think I can dance.
"I meant to do that." Vol. 2
MRW the premiere of a new season of one of the many series that I love to binge on is finally available.
MRW the barman says he needs to see the ID of my friend but not mine.
*bork*
MRW during an argument my counterpart makes a remarkably witty comeback.
MFW your mate and you wee supposed to hang out, and then at the last minute his girlfriend "surprises" him and decides to tag along.
Unexpected plot twist mini-dump.
"I can do it! I can best him! I ca...£@&!¿"
Hilarious differences between cats and dogs.
To all workers and volunteers who are helping in the relief and salvage effort of the México earthquake: THANK YOU.
The most awesome cop bike ever.
LITERALLY EVERYONE has seen this.
"Stop, human! You can't play for sh*t! STOP, I TELL YOU!!!"
"Could you toss me the roach?"
Noob the Loser
Web comic mini-dump.
This is why animals don't do meetings.
LOL When that friend who you just don't like "that way" suddenly makes a move.
Break (your hip) dancing.
"Moneyshot!"
*Ghoulish drumroll*
Every f*ng time.
I used to have a friend in college who did this. We called it the "boa".
Sometimes, your pet is simply an a**hole...
"Ooh, that looks intr... fmlghbdngg no..."
Pennywise didn't think a few things through.
...or the first 5 minutes of my every day.
When arriving to class all hungover the next morning.
A year goes by... and I'm still here, not being productive or anything.
Foreshadowing: your baby brother will be a douche.
Smooth AF... deal with it.
Saucy webcomic mini dump.
And then... there are the a**holes.
Grandmas.
Bear Grylls doesn't get it.
Be cool, man.
There's perseverance, there's endurance... and then there's this.
"I meant to do that".
How to successfully use your head
Nailed it.
Webcomic mini dump.
When the sudden need to jam it hits you.
"Aha! Plot twist!"
Fresh Mexican
When your X-Men salary is just not enough...
I GOT A LION!!!