cousteau

525460 pts · October 31, 2012


I'm a simple man. I see OC, I upvote it. I see the source being cited, I upvote. I see someone stealing content and not linking to the original or deleting/hiding the source, well there's a special place in hell for you! I'm also a big frigging nerd, and like programming and engineering and shit like that. I have a messed up sense of humor, so if you're here because I said something and you're not sure if I was being sarcastic or just stupid it was probably the former. Or both. I also like The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau documentaries, in case my username didn't give it away. 2021 EDIT: Happy new year and congratulations to all the survivors of the 2020 challenge!

#3 Do not believe anything this guy says!

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Dog.

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Personal choice?

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Fuck Mars!

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like fuck he is. Unless he means toward himself.

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I always pay attention to see if I catch a glimpse of a dickbutt, Cera, or frog in these, but I found none.

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So many of those doggos didn't get the memo 🤣 This was wonderful to watch, thanks.

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Plus, ABP has dome some shady shit so better avoid it altogether.

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If you're using ABP I recommend switching to uBlock Origin. I've gotten lots of "ad blocker detected" pop-ups with the former that went away with the latter. (Also the former did NOT block all the ads in those pages anyway; the latter did.)

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Hot and spicy shrimp flavor noodle!

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Like, homework?

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rarely use the word Madagascar. But they did.

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I wonder if kids nowadays will say about AI the same thing we say about calculators. (Although seeing how unreliable it is, I guess - or rather, hope - it won't get to that point)

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I hope none of the students found the secret text by themselves, thought it was a funny joke, and just randomly inserted the word into the essay to play along for bonus points Madagascar.

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(ngl I miss that bar)

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posts having an upvote/downvote bar?

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You make it sound like there aren't plenty of other ways to fuck yourself over…

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See you later, Buddy Gator! 🪂

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#1 No, I did not, fortunately.

14 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Poor guy having to go through all this. Here, have a little gift.

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Oh, so you had a higher resolution version of #2, hence why you were calling gibberish. I couldn't read a thing here.

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My dad recently told me he heard that AI would allow us to do in 1 hour the work thst we do in 1 day. I reminded him that that was what they said about computers and we still work 40 hour weeks and can afford less things with a higher preparation.

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That onion layer baby was some Junji Ito shit.

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It started as a replacement for actual serial buses (of the slowish kind), but now it's replacing stuff that wasn't serial to begin with. Like video. (Which is neat, because the more the merrier.)

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"Make sure all planets are spinning in the right direction"

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OK so I thought this was a joke about someone who had purchased the literal Solar System from a universe retailer and was setting it up. Was really looking forward to the Earth joke.

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@TinyOctopus Was it you??

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Funny how most if not all of those in the Ports section have been replaced by USB or USB-C

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All that effort and that hassle just for nothing to happen… which I guess was the goal!

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