Isn’t that what it’s for?
It’s ok to have a drink or two while stuck at home they say.
Depends on which hospital you talk to...
The wife says I’m not allowed to set up elf on a shelf anymore after today.
Just in... Trump holds a press conference outside the White House to explain his new legal strategy.
So I was scrolling through the Amazon Prime Day deals when....
MRW I see gas’s finally go down $.03…
People over profits.
The right guy for the job...
Thoughtful gifts...
If your excited about this, take 2 Advil daily to help with your middle-age back pain.
Maine just closed all dine in service, drive thru only. I finally see how it end....
Today in Maine, zero fucks given.
I know it’s a repost, but are we there yet?
When gun owners unite, anything is possible.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When I told my daughter it's time to go to sleep because mommy and daddy are exhausted...
Here Imgur... I made you some breakfast.
It’s beginning to feel like...
Proof I have more balls then most of you out there...
Hey did you hear about that hooker that tested positive? The CDC wants to inform everyone she's been in contact with...
My wife is a nurse... and I am definitely NOT a baker.
When your wife is on a diet but it's that one magic time of the year...
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Currently at the White House...
Me watching and hoping for my favorite meme to make a comeback.
Bail out!
Best...Paint job.... Ever.
Could go either way I guess, what do you think?
Company uses smart thermometers to predict outbreak areas...
Watching this documentary about one of our greatest presidents, and everything he fought for to defend our country! Highly recommended.
That's about right.
How to deal with chipmunk’s (without hurting them)
The game...
I don't know why its broken, the blinker fluid is still half full.
Not once, but twice.
Imgur's reaction to NDelRey's posts today...
I work on cars, were still open... unfortunately.
Kill some time -24.9 Billion Pixel Scavenger Hunt
Fuck you too, buddy!
My local news is looking for help identifying this...ummm... armed robber.
USA's favorite swear words... by region.
Somewhere, some movie must have got it right.
If I fits, I sits...
Don't ever offer a cat Kool-aid
Growing up 90’s, I think we all had a book of these... and one friend who could never see it.
Timing is everything
Red Bull gives you springs!
Life in 2018...
Good point... Damn good point.
That moment when an idea has gone too far...
This Pokemon crap is getting ridiculous. My wife went to the doctor... Came home with a friggin Caterpie.
When you think you finally have a quiet minute to yourself
Remember when...
MRW my wife told me I’m not allowed to buy any Girl Scout cookies this year.
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Trailer for “It - Chapter 2” is out.
Accurate description I suppose...
I think food network hired a bunch of stoners.