cleverwittyusername

11816 pts ยท November 15, 2012


I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THIS WEBSITE AND IM NOT EVEN AN OLD MAN OR ANYTHING

MRW my interviewer asks if I have any questions about the job

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 3274

So apparently I'm dating a homicidal maniac

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 231

MRW My professor excuses me from class so I can attend the Bernie Sanders rally

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 4803

MRW I get turned down by United Airlines for a flight attendant position and now I'm watching them get destroyed in the news

Points 107
Comments 19
Views 10480

Roses are red, glue is for bonding...

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 667

Reddit app review gold

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 7

Merry Christmas from the part of New York State that's basically Canada.

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 174

MRW I come home for spring break and find all the socks I've been missing for months

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 8256

MRW, as a Buffalo resident, our fuck-ton of snow lands us on national television AND front page of reddit

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 7683

I started my new job today!! Now I can complain about mondays with you guys!!!

Points 48
Comments 13
Views 1981

MRW The sun is out in Buffalo

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 253

When a teacher asks us to do self-assessments

Points 100
Comments 14
Views 239

Happy hump-day, Imgur.

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 87

RIP Carrie Fisher. Let's pray that she's the last great soul taken by this prolapsed anus of a year.

Points -6
Comments 0
Views 3

These quizzes on facebook are just getting weirder and weirder...

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 3

When I'm finally graduated and can enjoy my summer but people keep asking me what my "next step" is.

Points 8
Comments 9
Views 497

MRW I'm playing flip cup and suddenly realize I never sent the essay that was due at midnight.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 164

No caption is worthy

Points 44
Comments 9
Views 78

MRW My BF gives me mono for valentines day instead of chocolate

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 200

MRW my friend gets offended by the bowling ally guy calls our group "cute" in passing.

Points 27
Comments 18
Views 483

Merry Christmas from western NY! Go Sabres!!

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 98

How I feel as a Buffalo resident commenting on all the Buffalo snowstorm posts

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Comments 2
Views 221

To all my responsibilities

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 80

MRW My friends send me snapchats of them hanging out without me.

Points 41
Comments 8
Views 186

Made my valentine a card. Am I doing this right?

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 165

Pretty much how I feel about Parks and Rec ending

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 2844

How I feel as a Buffalo resident commenting on all the Buffalo blizzard posts

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 290

MRW potential employer leaves a voicemail saying she "would LOVE to talk" and is "looking forward to my call," only to tell me the next day I didn't get the job

Points 73
Comments 20
Views 361

MRW I find out that my whole campus is shut down and all classes cancelled until Thursday.

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 274

MRW My mom comes into my room and tells me to turn the music up

Points 21
Comments 5
Views 1114

MRW I wreck my moms car and she's just happy I'm alive but I still hate myself

Points 14
Comments 10
Views 634

Waking up the morning after a car accident.

Points 12
Comments 11
Views 191

My friend found this puppy on the thruway with no tags. Anyone interested in traveling to upstate New York for a pitbull puppy?

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 108

Look at how happy this lamb is even though he'll never make it out of user sub. Look at him. Look at his little smile

Points 53
Comments 6
Views 447

I just had a rather shitty Monday. To everyone else having a shitty Monday, I'm here.

Points 31
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Views 270

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Comments 2
Views 81

Googled "ugly babies." Was not disappointed.

Points 32
Comments 11
Views 1776

Did this two weeks ago while stoned, photographed it, forgot about it, found it again.

Points 30
Comments 17
Views 128

Most girls on TIndr

Points 47
Comments 11
Views 1572

So I know this wont beat any of the front page costumes but I'm really proud of the costumes I made so just take it!!

Points 50
Comments 19
Views 207

When my sister gets invited to have lunch with the president the day after I move into college

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 128

MRW I've had an emotional last day of high school and "100 years" comes on at the grocery store....

Points 14
Comments 27
Views 100

How I feel today as a resident of upstate New York

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 132

MRW megashare isnt loading my favorite movies

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 133

I would just like to call attention to the creator of iLikeThisUsername for being a quality individual

Points 21
Comments 10
Views 71

When my friend cancels the plans we had for my birthday....the DAY BEFORE my birthday.

Points 38
Comments 24
Views 130

MFW I come home for spring break and get to wipe my ass with real toilet paper

Points 77
Comments 15
Views 1949

MRW I look at my clock and realize I have another three hours before my alarm goes off

Points 40
Comments 7
Views 432

This is why I love Imgur

Points 16
Comments 9
Views 2

How I spent the last ten minutes of my exam.

Points 12
Comments 11
Views 67

MRW I'm that white guy at the party and everyone else is trying so hard to make my dancing work

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 639

When I'm trying not to be passive-agressive

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 126

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Comments 21
Views 75

Merry Christmas eve.

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 90

Katniss' face is a little too relatable

Points 22
Comments 8
Views 70

When plans fall through four times in one week... and one of those times in on my birthday.

Points 32
Comments 10
Views 105

Studying for AP Economics

Points 36
Comments 7
Views 228
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