So the world didn't end? Guess I'll put my crossbow back in the safe now.
FHRITP
doge.exe
Sarah pls
Minuswhale baby, minuswhale.
Its always darkest before dawn. A&B
Mondays
4 Firefighters dead, 5 critical in 5 Alarm Fire in Houston
MRW it was announced the Texans signed a true fullback:
Felis catus. Known as 2face. Also "ya little cute shit".
Touche.
Officer Ruffhound.
Fetch my car Jeeves, this game is over.
Best Turkey Sammich in town: Onion Creek, Houston, Texas.
"Getting real tired of your shit Tyrone".
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes (story in comments).
I should buy a boat. BUT OF COURSE!
Olivia went full retard again.
PLAYA FROM DA HIMALAYAS!
I see what you did there. I SEENT IT.
When I mentioned to my friends I've never seen Game of Thrones. at all.
WOW
Like a hotdog down a hallway, Trebek.
WAIT FOR IT...
When I don't have a witty comeback:
MRW when people dip their fries in mayo.
cheat's NSX. photo cred: chreeno.
You guys know what to do.
Sly bastard.
When I walk into class, completely forgetting I have an exam.