comb over here!
As much as this atheist wanted to dig in...
So many de-cows..
My cousin's pregnancy brain in action.
Sending your anxiety into overdrive
This writes itself.
Was about to congratulate them on a job well done...
Deep Thought Snow Girl
Deathrow Patrol
My god. The bacon tortilla. Makes a grown man cry.
Forever..
"We need points every night"...just not "Butt Goal"s
Taste the Rainbow. ..and Earth.
My girlfriend was mad when she took me to a hockey game for my bday and a fight DID NOT break out. Thanks for Youtube.
Just found out I'm having a baby girl. Getting married today & my Rage Against the Machine tribute band is playing PHX tonight.
Putting together an IKEA drawer set. Instructions unclear..
I made a promise to myself I wouldn't ever get my hopes up again.....and then this.
Mini amp. Immense power.
Is a small penis considered a handicap?
Went down the Youtube Rabbit hole and paused my TV. Jon Stewart didn't seem to approve.
Every night..
how long it's been since I got laid
Read it and weep.
I'll check back in an hour. Hopeful.
Watching the Office where they visit a Teppanyaki restaurant, when my gf of 2 yrs says "We should go to one again."
What's DISH know?
The pinata that might strike you back.
Location. Location. Location.
My coat rack makes a Homer Simpson shadow.
This took me much longer than I care to admit.
I guess this is what happens when you try to raise minimum wage.
I'll save these for the potato famine of 3013.
The Superman ride at Magic Mountain allows one gay man and one woman per 4 passengers. Progress.
Just my buddy's boxer checking her Facebook.
That's what she said.
God is good??
UFC fighters Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson Flyweight(125lbs) Champion and Heavyweight Stephen "Skyscraper" Struve(263lbs)