chiefvsmario

3813 pts · October 24, 2013


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“When’s your birthday?” ‘Hang on lemme check my license.’

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Denham

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, wrong number.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes hello operator, can I get a manga title and premise?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No breaking in is fine, just don’t dig a trench when you do.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Which is at the very least a small town in Louisiana

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Everyone I know uses leash to mean a restraint you hold while a lead is a restraint that’s tied or otherwise anchored to something.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Time to break out our pickaxes and go meme mining again?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Visit Baton Rouge, Louisiana during football season and you’ll know Calling Baton Rouge by heart

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There’s nothing open OP, nothing except Walgreens and the Asian Fusion place down the road. -Watson, LA.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe less of the driving between lanes of traffic, but I’m probably just still jaded from my brief time in L.A.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A revival/rehash of Van Burren, prior to/during Caesar’s Pacification. I think it’d be interesting to interact with the tribes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You’d have a similar day revolving around victory over emus. If y’all’d’ve won that fight.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

For me there’s a volume button at the top right of the GIF when it’s enlarged

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the version with audio

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LSU was split the last time it snowed. Us southerners were in awe while the northerners were ready to transfer out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy several pet rocks, go to council and have the property re-zoned as a rock farm. It is now legal.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Been working it for just a year now, the key is black-out curtains and sleeping around your work schedule.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He lays on the dog and his heat transfers to the dog. By sheer force of will of course, unless science backs it then it’s because science.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The son of Cera guy perhaps?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well now that you’ve completed that objective, you mist be bored. How about paying off mine?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You thought it was a dead person, but it was me, Dio!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey man I’m just saying it’s possible. I got grilled by the HOA in my ex’s neighborhood when I went to visit her because I wasn’t recognized

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Given that a neighborhood is small enough, it’s possible.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Some say they can still hear the sound of liquid hitting the splash cymbal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He found the verified amateurs section and let’s just say something came up.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Technically 100% of Australia’s citizens are in prison.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not as much makeup for one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, we have to masturbate after the bad ones so that at least we had some good come out of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0