Try to move. I dare you.
Things boyfriends have said.
RHM
So pissed.
I knew it was meant to be when she matched my bedspread.
RHM
Which?
Dropped phone. Camera makes rainbows now. How fitting for today.
ERMAHGERD
The joys of parenthood
Every time I see high scores on games.
Did a thing. Got a dream puppy.
Baltimore Accent Test
RHM
Shake dat asssss
Squishy
Meet Lily
Truly is.
The Freedom Store
Sofie needs a home.
Innocent Child Questions at Work
Dear Roommate,
Help! What type of spider is this?
Found the only intact one in the entire ocean
More efficient than coffee: spider to the face
RHM
Nice
Delicious scars
Happiest Car in the World
Repost. Happening right now. Help.
Palms sweaty. Mom's Spaghetti
His name is Prince
Eye see.
Hello, Imgur.
The gift stress is less. This is the future.
Tammy, you bitch.
You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.