certainlynotaserialkiller

663637 pts ยท June 14, 2020


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

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i got a worse one: husky belgian malinois. fur missile with infinite stamina and karen brain.

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lesbians drive subarus

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"Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy!"

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He got brain damage and turned republican, still waiting for a valid reason how the rest of them behaves like that...

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we all do

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also her:

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how about the soulful lyrics of slipknot with the aggressive sound of dolly parton?

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like pouring honey in your ear

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i love that outfit too.

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That is how you make lesbians

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this video is best without sound.

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#1 i would let her kick my ass.

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isnt musk calling you an asshole a compliment? i would be far more distressed if he agreed with anyone.

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nice to see Daniel found his way back after all those stargate adventures.

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she tries but her nails are in the way.

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fake nails dont work on phone screens lady. dont blame the phone (because we all know she is doing that) for being too dumb to understand how a phone works. its called a touchscreen, not a nailscreen.

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