Well...there you have it!
My puppy always has this "I'm plotting my revenge" face...
A small, less than savory dump...
The "Liquid Shard" sculpture in LA is the most mesmerizing thing you've seen since...
#TeamZombie will always have this magnificent bastard!!
What could be better than steak tacos on Taco Tuesday...
When the boss says "dinner's on me, guys."
MRW I bust out of jail to rob .14 cents from a Santa Claus...
It's my 2nd Cake Day....have some shit I found funny at one time or another...
Where do you think you're going Jim!? Get back here!!
Make sure you enjoy some tacos on Tuesdays...
When I have a million dollar idea to heat up ice to make "HOT ICE"
I didn't know I needed to know this....
When I make a questionable joke in front of family and everyone just sits there...
Sounds like a Win/Win to me!
When someone asks if I'm excited for baseball season starting...
Always nice when a story has a happy ending...
Player 3 has entered the game...
This. Is. Accurate.
Just because it's Monday, doesn't mean it has to suck...
A little dump for your Sunday...
Dave Grohl always seems to know exactly what to say in the moment...
Trying to get water from the faucet after a long night of drinking...
DAMN NATURE...YOU SCARY!!!
When you're ready to start swimming but remember it's still only March...
Just a bit of beer knowledge for Thirsty Thursday...
Mondays are just a bit better when steak is involved...
When your buddy says he's seeing multiple women at the same time...
*hits snooze
When you and your buddies get drunk and end up at a karaoke bar...
So much more frightening when you see it in slow motion...
Anyone remember the Minnesota Miracle Man?
Apparently broccoli feels the same way about me that I feel about it...
How I feel when people say "Thursday is the new Friday"
Imgur told me today is my 1st Cakeday...so I'd like to share my favorite post with you.
You know what they say...2 heads are better than 1
When my wife yells from the bathroom "get in here and flush the toilet"
...because everyone deserves donuts in the morning!
Woke up this morning with a craving for bacon...then realized, I don't have any bacon...
Now I want fries...lots and lots of fries!
Laughed a bit harder than I should have...
This photo of Justin Bieber getting crushed at the NHL All Star game is now my new favorite picture...
For those of you needing a pick me up this morning...
When my dog brings me his toy and wants me to throw it...
Well, my life is now complete...
It has to stop...
This was not thought out very well...
When someone is trying to get some of your food because what you ordered is better than theirs...
Why do I feel like this trashcan is about to do some shady shit and tell me it's for the good of America...
TIL pigs are just like dogs...
Melting a steel bolt with 5000 Amps!!
I knew this day was missing something...
When my wife says she made dinner and "it's a surprise."
MSW I eat Count Chocula cereal...in February.
"Don't worry, dog will protect you from this water"
Thinking Pink Floyd might have been on to something here...
A little wings for Wingsday...
Hoot do you think you are petti...oh yea that's the spot!
I never knew I needed a lap lizard until this very moment...