Hang loose dough balls.
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266
C-c-c-call a priest, quick!
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421
WE WILL EJACULATE. WE WILL EJACULATE. WE WILL EJACULATE.
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No thanks.
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151
Ok, who's been photocopying Taco Bell menus?
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7
660
Folks, let's try to be more accepting of alternative human-animal hybrids.
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827
Ribbed for her pleasure.
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528
Now I know why Greggs' sausage rolls are so tasty.
13
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632
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh shit it's Toiletman.
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2
181
God only knows what went on in that bowling alley previously.
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1131
An illustration of Darwin's lesser known Theory of Self-deselection.
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656
One Chicken McKakke please.
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4
180
I quite agree.
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3568
Mine's a large one.
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1
474
Good job it wasn't Darth Vader's washing.
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759
Yeah baby.
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561
The one that got away was this big.
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0
105
It's the only language they understand.
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642
OMG!!
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Customer, 'Can you recommend the chicken?' Chicken, 'No, but I can recommend a plastic surgeon'.
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670
Now THAT'S a type of exercise I could get behind.
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7
634
That's gotta hurt.
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826
Customs officer: [scrutinising passport] 'Elephant fluffer'. What's one of those then?
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9
460
Colonel Saunders with the lead pipe in the library.
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247
Fuck you, autocucumber.
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5
688
What the hell has been going on in those toilets? Actually, don't tell me, I don't wanna know.
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521
Taco Bell admits defeat with outside toilet, goes back to drawing board.
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1296
That's disgusting, trees having sex in public like that.
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746
Catting is the new dogging.
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1
903
Good advice.
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948
Next room here I come!
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1
3078
Sounds legit.
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2639
Don't tell me what to do.
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409
I think that's a bit extreme, personally.
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1003
Finally, that farting manual you always wanted.
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5
486
Dude, when you got a minute, could you, like, actually clean the pipes? I mean, I am paying you for this.
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4
773
I was very disappointed.
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3536
Beam her down Scotty.
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3598
Everybody is worth something to somebody.
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1006
Best photobomb EVAR!!
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5
1068
Quite.
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4
806
Yup, been there.
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971
What kind of lasers were they using???
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8
903
Your dinner tonight is the last friend you texted.
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1209
Hoo-ee!!!
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578
Failing it forward.
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767
Drink ten Bloody Marys and twenty Godfathers.
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4
610
They're not laughing now.
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2
278
Vicar, 'You may now stroke her pussy. No no, the cat.'
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1005
Knew that old doorknob would come in handy.
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1233
Fried egg...phone...home...
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558
And it's got flickering lights on it!
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626
Nuts.
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581
I've been a bad dog and I need to be punished.
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853