MRW a class mate tells me he doesn't like to give his phone number out, even for school projects
Oh... Okay... Well then, I'm sorry...?
Group projects be like...
I don't know what to do now that I can't steal from all y'all
So are we still doing school lunches?
If it weren't for the constant wars and murders it would almost be worth it to live in some of these places.
My friends are really the best!
I don't know if this has been posted but I think it is cute as all hell.
So apparently this is a thing and I am so glad it is
We ran out of wet food and had to give him only dry food. I think he noticed.
Lysa is so fly, she feels like she's falling for the first time
MRW that one spot I can't reach on my back is itchy
I am actually still a little upset this isn't the case.
Some good advice from an unlikely source
I think it would be brilliant!
How I feel at the end of the semester
Orange is the New Black sums up the state of imgur the last couple days!
Nothing quite like homemade Bailey's ice cream
My home town has a facebook page to shame bad parkers. These are my favourites
I really want to buy it but everyone I know owns it including myself
Apparently these are some slang terms for Vagina from different parts of the world
MRW when someone asks me about my favourite Game of Thrones Character.
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?" The bartender says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner"
How I feel just starting classes while everyone else I know is just finishing them
I think this is sweet
When isn't the Joker plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley ;P
Well, to be fair, the last outdoor summer wedding I attended there was a lot more than two people sweating
Someone give these kittens a record deal, they have the moves of the best boy bands of our generation
Oh okay, that makes it okay...
As a Canadian I am not even sorry for this joke.
MRW my best friend posts her first "why you should be vegan" post on Facebook.
Best 10 bucks I ever spent... Dead-Pooh by Jacob Bear
Mrw my boyfriend tells me that since I introduced him to imgur it eats his phone battery and it is all my fault
MRW I hear someone say "It is nice, we have five daughters and one son so we only have to worry about him watching porn"
Remember, this stuff ruins lives.
The comically exaggerated difference in the way men and women eat on a first date
This doesn't mean I didn't love her and that I don't miss her. But I wouldn't change things.
So back to studying I go.
Have a merry Christmas Imgur!
For my cake day, I want to make everyone uncomfortable!
Some people are winners, others are losers.
I aspire to be as happy as this man one day, even if it is only because of a burger
MRW I resolve to watch Firefly for the first time over Christmas break
Best thing a parental figure can do when they are wrong, is tell the kid they know they were.
Dogs, the most majestic of beasts.
MRW someone unknowingly talks about how weird my fetish is...
Foul Mouthed Fido - telling it how it really fucking is
why?
I am sorry, but I am very proud to be Canadian we denied Chris Brown entry to our country because he is a convicted felon!
I suppose you could say, they really have sex on their minds
Why did the Tomato blush? He saw the Salad dressing.
My face while I weigh the pros and cons of asking someone out tonight
She is just so well informed with no bias or anything [/sarcasm]
Oh yeah, spread it like that
Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!
Seriously he could have walked two steps out that door and probably turned a profit off it
After this I had the Eye of the Tiger stuck in my head all night...
Seriously guys.