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5154 pts ยท April 1, 2018


A typical day in America.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 6

I am the night.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Swiffer my ass.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know birds are morons but I still can't believe they fly into windmills. My cats kill like 3 birds a day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a white European I have to confess that for the last 10 years I have only been listening to Vinnie Paz and immortal technique.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It took me awhile.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think faith dies last.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks HIV positiv.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The real hero is rhe guy who has to get the wire back.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Don't hiss at her then.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Bing is superior to Google if you actually need some useful informations?

6 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 10

Your garden looks like you can't afford any of them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There are no fingerprints deep under water Nothing to tie one to a crime... Murmaider murmaider murmaider

6 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 1

Sauce for this please or a gif with sound in full length.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old septic tanks work well.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That can't be it, otherwise the mob would be in trouble to.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Irl a zombie apocalypse wouldn't last 24 hours, people aren't that helpless then depicted in these stories.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Maybe he just got something in the eye? It's hard to say from up here.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Of course you know it all...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Not the same as he can't experience the miracle of birth.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

It's cheaper to just buy it.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Switzerland, somewhere along the Furkapass, one of the few places I have driven by.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turns out the sculpture has a Penis and the artist is Transgender as well.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I wish I had some kind of talent.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And Palestine.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Fake smiles.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

You couldn't keep your nose out of her personal stuff and now you blame her for it, maybe next time you will respect your partners privacy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9