buttinvader

21429 pts ยท July 22, 2014


A dude A state A name. I have an obnoxious coffee addiction, spend way too much time on here, and can't figure out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch. I'm an amatuer comedian/improvisor/sketch writer currently working in IT. No current event should be sensationalized, and there are always more sides to a story. Mob mentality never produces anything good. ---------------------------------------------------- obligatory selfie: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/077/076/a1.jpg Nothing to see here, move along. (this bio doesn't work on mobile) no really, please stop. You won't like what you find if you keep scrolling. I'm dead serious, turn back now. There's nothing for you here. Okay, fine. Keep scrolling, it's just going to end in disappointment. no. wat u doing. hooman. stahp. Ha ha ha, okay. final warning. okay, you ignored my final warning. Guess that means you're gonna go on anyway. No matter how pass-aggressive I get, you're still gonna keep scrolling, huh? Alright fine. Here you go. it's all yours. *cunt* huh? I didn't say anything. See, there's nothing here, you came all this way for nothing. Bet you're real proud of yourself aren't you?

A hillarious Fallout 4 Easter Egg, just wait for it

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When asked how I prefer to clean my nether regions

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mrw I go down on a girl but she's self conscious about squirting

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I'm an entertainer, someone asked me what it like waking up right before a show

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When someone at work asked what I did with my time off.

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MRW I find out all the computers in the office are running 32-bit Windows on 64-bit processors.

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I bet that fine is $2,000

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Imgur

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whenever usersub finds a lassan post

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I made an account just for this.

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Whenever I see a Mr. Skeltal post

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When I'm taking packed public transit and I have been holding a gigantic fart.

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Mob mentality is best mentality.

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me irl

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How I imagine people that neither edit nor comment on their FP posts

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the most accurate representation of my life

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When people ask where I grew up, I just show them this

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Because civil discussion never solved anything

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My Face When

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Non-tempered vs tempered glass

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MFW a crazy lady tells me that she's coming after me if her new computer is hacked by her l33t h4x0rz ex bf

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A pointy tale

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When you're in your twenties and have have dinner with your relatives

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So tomorrow night is poker night

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Hello Imgur, I'd like to introduce you to Rectify. (WARNING: FUCK LOAD OF SMALL GIFS INCOMING)

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So I Recognized a few people on Imgur recently

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Partners always find it weird when I move my penis without using my hands

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SEE YOU LATER NAVIGATOR! HAHA

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sometimes the horny 14 year olds just get really annoying

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A list of most fapped to characters from rule34.xxx

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a thought

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MRW I tell someone to turn it off and back on again and it works

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MRW when I break my laptop while dressed as batman

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When you're wearing underwear and it starts constricting the tiddly bits, but you can't stick your hand in your trousers to fix them

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When someone asks me about my fetish

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When that glorious booty show itself

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Darwin's lantern you say?

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A post for Jeph (about butts)

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a decent picture of my cat

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the human mind is so very strange

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Shamelessly uploading art that I didn't make for fake internet points

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When you get home from work on Fridays

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MRW I find out one of my improv friends are on imgur

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MRW when I'm role-playing with my GF and she asks me to be Billy Mays

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Either way, it's kinda nice...

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One of my favorite shows from back in the day

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MRW after much bothering I finally get my friend to move over so I can have a look.

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Whenever I'm asked what I want

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