Sorry to disappoint all ye who like making butt jokes to me.
I'm curious: what nationalities do we have on Imgur other than American?
How to get downvoted on Imgur: insult 'MURICA.
Football fans, unite!
This is a global site, Americans. Try to calm down on the presumptions that everyone you talk to is the same as you. We all live quite happily with our own football and politics and health issues.
MRW as the only Irish girl in a kitchen full of English people, I hear someone say 'potato famine'.
MRW people complain they don't have enough points to tag. Who the eff doesn't have 400 points?
Some of my favourite pieces from 'Badly Drawn Footballers'
Imgur teaching us how to walk oddly.
My desktop background. Admire and move on.
Dear Imgur: can we play boardgames, please?
A message that made me laugh so hard I wheezed. Feckin' wheezed, people.
I've never found myself more aggressive on or around lava time, and neither have my female friends.
Feck the English!
I'm off to work and gym. Have a kitten.
MRW the funeral for someone I knew was today, but I'm 200 miles away and had to sit an exam. I just want to curl up and hide right now.
MRW I have a fever, migraine and weak legs because of lack of food, and no one's home to help. All that's in my room is coke. Guess this is the end then.
Why you should have a go at Irish dancing, if you haven't already.
Sister Mary Clarence knew what's up. Wish the other students on my course did too.
Stare at the toe-point for 30 seconds, then look at a wall. You should see an image of Michael Flatley's smug face.
Someone at the BBC was feeling melodramatic about the Greek election results today. This was their headline picture for the story.
I'm generally a very angry and aggressive person in public, because people piss me off. This is a huge success to me.
If you are in a lecture, shut your trap and listen to the material. Otherwise, leave the room. I want to learn about this crap, and don't give two shits if you think Zac Efron looks good in shorts. This has been an internal scream from buttbug.
Humans love animals, but forget to love humans and it's sickening.
Today I smell of a cake shop.
TIL some people have never spoken to a black person. The lack of diversity in some countries startles me.
MRW I find out there's a homeless-looking man who masturbates behind our back gate on Friday evenings, and all he'll accept to go away is a 20 pack of Stella.
Stamping on the ground over and over again for a few hours every week.
After a long month apart from my boyfriend, I'm about to go get me some lovin'. See you in a few days!
MRW I hear someone call my lecturer a twat, loudly, in the library entrance ten minutes after a difficult exam. Feckin' preach it.
MRW when someone says having strong Maths skills isn't important.
Went to make an unpopular penguin, and one of my old ones was the 'popular creation' used as the template. How thrilling.
Is it pronounced Amish? Or Aaaamish?
Pretend I put something funny and charming here.
How it feels in that last final pull to get my arse out of a pair of tight jeans.
For anyone feeling nostalgic over 00's school discos, have some sing-along links:
When St James' Park is still applauding in the 17th minute for the two fans in the Malaysia accident, and you want to join in.
MRW I suddenly get a couple dozen replies over a few minutes. I thought that post was going to die in Usersub, and now everyone knows about my orgasm.
Neil Reynolds on the Superbowl: They also have fireworks too, and I like fireworks. SkySports punditry, ladies and gentlemen.
MRW I find out someone I know browses imgur.
MRW the shop's manager starts chewing out an employee right in front of me.
When you're trying to shop for a new kazoo but your jam plays over the shop radio.
MRW all of LadBible's 'Afternoon Ladness' photos are things I've seen on here the day before.
So many posts calling the Superbowl crap compared to X, Y, and Z geeky hobby.
Ched Evans' lawyers have submitted new evidence that might prove his innocence. If he really is innocent, I hope the woman who falsely accused him of rape can never be employed again.
1993's finest bit of Comedy Christian Musical cinematography.
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me around in his JCB.
We get it: vaccinate the children. The anti-vaxxers aren't surfing usersub though.
People posting Facebook photos from Saturday night looking like this.
Because this is the internet and I can say hello whenever the fuck I please.
Essex, UK, ladies and gentlemen.
When you ask for no lettuce but they give you no sauce in your burger instead.
Sometimes I forget I'm semi-gay.
Title.
MFW mid-fuck my boyfriend's hand accidentally touches the poop-ring during grab-arse.
Space and Space-Related Wallpapers
This is apparently an unpopular opinion around here. Who knew?
2.5 year anniversary of the day I planned to off myself, and I feel happy.