Outside please
Girlfriend I've been living with for a year dumped me today. Glad I've still got Ted.
Half the man I used to be
Sleepy Guy
"Getting real tired of your shit..."
My buddy, Ted. Been with me since he was about 7 weeks old. He'll be 5 next month.
history repeats itself
Ted ain't got time for this
friend posted this picture he took of his son after taking mommy's coffee
she so fat
Sweet dreams Ted
I'm a service advisor. Sometimes my techs make me laugh.
the most interesting dog in the world
I don't know what you people want anymore so here's Ted.
My dog is in a metal band
Caught mid sneeze
Texas. Where we decorate with beer cans, and rehab is for quitters.
Merry Christmas selfie
Took a picture of my Mom blowing out her bday candles only to later realize that my sister is a ghost...
pillow not found
Merry Christmas from my scrumpy ass dogs
penny pint tuesday
So the site I order car parts from has this as a product.
With my sisters. 15 years difference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
MRW a customer says May the Fourth be with you and throws up the Vulcan salute.
TIL the mayor of Lajitas, TX is a beer drinking goat
Merry Christmas From Ted
With a tape measure?
Came in to work today only to find this on the bathroom wall
Merry Christmas From Dallas Texas
spider cat, spider cat
He thinks he's a kitty
MFW I thought I was Gary Coleman but was actually David Hasselhoff.
Natural Born Enemies
He knows how to use dem eyes to his advantage
I can only assume he's dreaming of homicide
How I suspect my day off will play out tomorrow.
The McGangbang
MFW its been a month since i quit smoking
Makarovi Art
MFW I watch other people brag about reaching the front page.
My dog is a rug muncher...
Saw this a few months back on my way to work
Happy Firearm Friday. Reload.
Pulled the covers off the bed to take nap on them
my wallpaper is better than yours
Dem shades
Getting on imgur and seeing all these damn selfies today
In honor of national Cook a Sweet Potato day
All these hockey posts
My Para 1911 for Firearm Friday
Know the Difference
forgot how to car