Ollie thinks he's king of my apartment.
I've started taking pictures every time I catch my cat creepily watching me.
Found this in a junk store. Chuckled.
Another year, another Christmas selfie.
Me on payday
Guys. I physically felt the Bern.
Who needs an alarm when you have a cat
MRW I get out of the shower and realize I don't have a towel
The onion to meat ratio on my burger is totally unacceptable.
This pretty much sums up my online dating experience.
There are only a select few people who can eloquently write comments for porn.
Do any of you weirdos love this game as much as I do?
How can you see a face like this at the shelter and not bring it home?
MRW my friend goes to steak 'n shake and doesn't bring me back anything
Gonna take some time to do the things we never HAAAAA-AA-AAAAA-AA-AAAAD
I accidentally left my scale in the cabinet for two months.
These rules should apply to all walks of life, not just when dealing with Page the cat.
My favorite moment from The Office that I've yet to see on here
When you make a comment about being a female
ONE OF US ONE OF US
Found this saved in a file I don't remember creating called "things mark didn't find funny"
I feel like I missed my opportunity to watch it as a kid and now it's too late
When my friends drag me to the club and force me to dance
My cat Ollie is so sick of my shit.
While searching for a new job, this is my biggest complaint
So apparently this was a phase I went through as a kid
MFW I realize I've been browsing imgur for 2 hours with my wifi turned off
I honestly didn't even know this could happen
Here's how my night is going. How's yours?
This is advice we should all follow.
Do you guys remember this game?
Truly might be the most awkward thing I've done in my 22 years of life
I sell pokemon and pokemon accessories
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
So the legends are true. I always thought everyone was exaggerating.