Let just get one thing clear
Punography
Come drone this you little bitch!
Such corruption!
MRW I make the mistake of browsing user-sub while eating lunch
Is that east of La Brea?
How it feels handing out endorsements on linkedin
Shame really
In Bill We Trust
Drug free laxative
MRW I almost forget the safe word
He'll only say this once...
Turkish
Negotiator in chief aye?
Thanks Ted
Giggity
I will punch you in the dick hole!
Remember this?
Something to consider, before cheating on a crane operator
Clown van!
MRW my kid's bitching that its hell having to mow the lawn in 85 degree weather
That uncomfortable moment when she pulls out her collection
Gas is finally starting to creep down on the west coast!
I don't know
Time to find a new identity
When someone steals the spot I was about to park in with my signal on
Why would you leave your spit can on the kitchen counter?
Hate for the more distinguished gentleman
The good ol' days
Ah yes, that slow reverse of shame some of us know so well
MRW I try the pull out method
The greatest lie ever sold
Fuckers
MRW I forget the safe word
She said yes!
0.5% raise?
Opportunity
Farewell Rick, its been... emotional
when the kids guilt me into wearing shit for Halloween
A train in Spain
MRW someone scratches their plate with their fork
Punography
Instructions were clear, got dick in box
fyi
Oh tacobell, why do you hurt so good?
in more ways than one
When the garage door starts talking shit about your mom
Truth is true
Another failed Bush administration initiative I was rooting for
Benjamin Franklin
Soccer to some
ball so hard mother wanna find me
CDC's comin to getcha
After selling an buying a house, I now totally understand this reaction
Kill me
Legend