These don't look like the chicken legs I usually get.
Met my wife on imgur 2 years ago. Moved to Germany from America and today got married!
Decided to try my hand at whittling and what better way to hop into a hobby without prior experience than to try and make a boat!
Coming up on 4 years out. Hard to suppress the Motivation after watching the slaughter fest.
First time attempting philly cheese steaks. Tasted ok but as always with cooking, the next time will be better!
Found this picture of this Overly Photogenic Snake when looking online for snake species in my state.
When your moment of fame is over and everyone is talking about Irma now
Humans are best known for being bipodel creatures
I have easily 200+ memes I've saved from here for no reason. Here, have a little piece of me.
I am evolving to adapt to my father's jokes.
Whenever I'm told I don't have a filter.
After finally giving in and watching GoT and I'm pushing the second day of staying up late even though I have things to do in the morning.
What the flying fuck is this monstrosity?!
He stepped behind me as I was putting dishes away. I stepped on his paw, then quickly went to the floor to make sure he was ok....this is my life now.
When someone tells me they are multi gender.
These are things I think about sometimes.
What's this about C-slugs?
What's this about Pogs on the front page?
My life is harder than a priest at a chuckie cheese
*Takes deep breath and blinks awkwardly*
Watching Band of brothers again.
Seeing all this stuff about Harvey and it's not about the attorney.
T-REX of the deep?! Really?! They couldn't go with Sea-Rex?!
Going through my grandparents stuff when....I'm pretty sure if I looked again I'd find some AOL disks.
I found a gold quarter in my pocket yesterday!
I only have to hold out for 25 more days....
Im not too late am I?
I missed my cake day post yesterday due to work, here's a picture of the funk to spread funk juice to everyone.
When your dad HAS to get a joke in no matter the situation.
Sonic the hedgelog
I seriously see some "unpopular opinion" about it every other day.
Just had a mozzarella stick with no cheese. No signs of cheese leakage out of the side, how it maintained shape, no clue
How my SO feels when she hates stubble and I rub my face on hers.
Watching full metal alchemist for the first time.
Trying to make memes like
I cannot be the only one who tries to solve these things.
Wasted 3 dollars of my own cash which I barely even have.
As an American who just moved to Germany...I really need some friends to game with.
"Tap your screen 8675309 times and...."
I feel heartless but it really doesn't affect my day to day.
Just got to this episode, I'm still laughing. Repost from Rudirs3 from about 3 years ago.
MRW I see teamzed complain about losing.
Yeah....no thanks
saw something on FP about premature decoration.
American living in Germany. Homemade cheesy bread.
I know it's a dream for most.
It's that time if year again! I'm sure some have been posted before I'm just trying to get the ball rolling.
I love the idea of picking teams!
A collection of pictures I save from other dumps to make my own dump, but I never dump so my phone is full of these and now I'm dumping. Dump.
Fucking keyboard warriors making the world a better place.
I just realized why the maytag guy for the refrigerator is jogging in place...the refrigerator is running...
Frankenloaf
Had this delicious creation at buckeyes donuts in Columbus. Was freaking amazing
I know its still pretty early but I love the festiveness of it all!
A few SNL Celebrity Jeopardy moments that gave me a good chuckle.
Its a bloody minefield in there.
We met on this site of kittens, crafts, boobs and explosions, a little over a year and a half later I popped the question...
I don't even get a discount at restaurants!