I Bought a DATSUN!
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MRW a mosquito lands on my forehead while I'm trying to fix my cars wiring harness which is wrapped around my neck because I was using it to choke myself while I masturbated in the children section at the local library.
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First upload after a decade of lurking. Painted a 76 bird. Enjoi!
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When a stock Honda d-series revs at my 1971 Cutlass with a bored out 455 big block.
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MFW I am giving it hot and heavy to a brand new George Foreman coal barbecue grill that I lit up in the third to last isle of the local home depot after getting off on parole for masturbating in my neighbors sprinklers the other month.
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When my one year old nephew starts screaming and screeching for no reason.
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MFW I go to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinklers at 3:32 am on the third Tuesday of the month but he is watching me through the upstairs window.
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MRW I am under a low pressure shower head with my clothes still on and I have a stare off with the wall.
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When I am browsing random mode and I see the same image twice.
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Man's best friend.
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Seeing kids at the playground throw dog shit at each other.
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I have no words.
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When my neighbor asks who the hell I am masturbating in his sprinklers at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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You people really need to hear this.
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GTR is king
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My new project: 1971 Oldsmobile Cutlass. She's got her issues but I'm gonna be fixing them over the winter, wish me luck imgur!
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Inner Rear Body Restoration of the Olds
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I have worked out every day for the last month (Just 30 minutes of boxing/pushups) and I notice a difference in my mind as much
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When the gf isn't in the mood.
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Some of you may only know me from my mysterious masturbatory activities involving a batman costume and my neighbors sprinkler every third Tuesday of the month.
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MRW my brother says his gf says she wants a baby.
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Dat ass.
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I own a 71 Cutlass with a 455 big block. Today I did my first burnout/launch. MRW I let go of the front brake lock.
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240sx sleeeeepy
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As a dishwasher at a VERY busy diner, this is mrw the busboys come back into the kitchen.
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When you having a solid text sesh with a chick you like and you send that one edgy text and silence happens.
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I love cars with an aggressive look on them.
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MRW I am trying to kill frodo so I can get back my precious.
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MRW my masturbatory adventures with my neighbors sprinkler and a batman costume gain imgur-wide support.
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Dat silvia line up!
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Broke up with my girlfriend yesterday, but, I still have my muscle car.
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One gig to rule them all.
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MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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MFW I slowly and dramatically look into the eyes of my mortal enemy as a giant whale ejaculates on my body.
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You know who...
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When all of your submissions for the night are doing well in user sub.
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Lollipops at the doctors office.....I'm 20.
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MRW I lose an internet argument.
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This is my 1971 Cutlass with a 455. God bless Murica, and Murican torque!
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Cocaine!?
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I was really eager to show everyone my shaft......CAMSHAFT! Haha..ha..okay I'll go now.
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I would think of a clever title but I ma busy crying right now guys.
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I have slept no more than 3-5 hours each night for the last 2 weeks and tomorrow is my last final: Organic Chemistry.
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Did work over the winter, fixed leaks/interior stuff
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MRW on r/spacedicks
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2 Years ago I bought a 240Z with money I made from mopping floors and taking food orders, today I bought this with the money
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I hate tuning/cleaning carbs but my goodness was the weather today worth it! I love my Datsun!
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Praise da lawd!
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My physics textbook's reaction to me studying for finals.
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After having replaced countless seals and gaskets I have discovered yet one more oil leak on the Datsun...poop.
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And remember ladies and gentlemen, when working on your car on occasion use a little hammer persuasion.
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My thoughts on being phone called while driving a manual car.
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Keeping her nice and clean. Now out of the garage for the first time in what seems like forever; my Datsun 240Z
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There....There are no words.
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Oh Facebook feed you're the best.
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I love this guy.
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After one year of amazing ownership, I have to put up for sale to pay for school. Needless to say I am heartbroken.
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This is my Datsun 240Z, she is undoubtedly my best friend. I got her a year ago after saving + working food service for 3 years.
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