bigscarymonster

3179 pts ยท January 3, 2014


No problem. It's a good resume.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The strength they deserve. Take my and me out of your experience points. Rewrite your first point under video store manager. It's clunky.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Use periods or don't; you have a mix. Look up a list of resume adjectives. Yours are somewhat redundant and don't give your accomplishments

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've never seen the term manlet anywhere. Seriously, anywhere, ever.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Got to it before I did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How was that accomplished?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good decision making skills all over in this photo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Neato

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tear that thing's face off. #teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I understand none of these things #teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my philosophy. If you break in, you're going to have to deal with being killed by a man with his dick swinging freely.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The scary thing is that #40 is adapted from a documentary about Christian camp.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long would the light which entered the room at the end of its construction continue to bounce around on the mirrors?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because some people need a way to feel like they are better than other people, no matter the context.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

What happened to the good old days when you just got a free coffee. Those were the days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but I'd be pissed the fuck off if I won those shitty wedges from a roll up the rim.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The department, and by extension the administration, because she refused to enforce something she believed was illegal is the big deal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, she used a legal argument instead of a religious one. Barring that, Yates was fired immediately, which is fine. Saying she betrayed 1/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The thought behind this post is why the world is going to shit. Learn what reporting is OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was an angry teddy bear

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I've been on here for a grand total of 5 - 10 minutes today and I've seen this same meme at least 6 times. So no, you aren't.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm actually pretty sure that is a tentacle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy that's 6'5 with shoulders as wide as a door, I humbly apologize.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ikea is really busy on a Sunday that's also a holiday; I'm absolutely floored.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grip isn't strong enough with gloves to use them to deadlift anything heavy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you need gloves to deadlift? That's why you have hands and calluses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody lifts enough to need gloves.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You take off the cod-piece for the sake of the ladies?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Translucent black. Those appear to be opaque.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0