Don't flatten all your curves, girl.
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My wife must feel like The Hulk by now.
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Never change, Spokane.
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MFW I'm 31 at the university, and can't read the whiteboard
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True Story
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Shut up, Words With Friends! You're not my mom!
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Nothing says "Happy Mother's Day like a bag of Dick's."
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Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays
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I don't know what kind of toy store this is... but I think I like it.
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UMBC Twitter person is a good boy
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MRW my 5-year-old says "It's kind of awesome being a kid!" after finding out it's a snow day today
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Nationwide is on your side?
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