3968 pts ยท March 6, 2015
This guys got the right idea
Back at it again with the Florida man
I have fallen off the bed once during a blowjob, did a backflip onto the floor, got back up on the bed and finished him, giggles ensued
He looks like he's in immense pain
A fuckton of paint works too
And it's only 2 pm, not even time for LNI wtf guys
Coke nail
"Carl, Carl there's a squirrel over there" "shut up and look at the camera, Steve"
I would gladly get those kittens and bring them into my home if I was OP
By-ky-nyes
Or more like deescalated quickly
Same to you! Good luck :)
My long term relationship just ended for me a few hours ago too, glad to know I'm not the only one on this boat
I snorted in public cause the image that came to mind was of a big burly man falling and just peeking up with a big dopey smile on his face
Sad thing is is that I have seen all of it before
Your dog is alive right? RIGHT?!
What's your age again?
That bridge has been through some shit
I guess you can say your friendship has a crack in it
Maybe once he goes to the store to buy milk he'll come home unlike someoneeeee I know, DAD
I'm feeling some blue waffles
Why does tiger look like he's wearing eyeliner tho
Are you a cat
She looks like she's about to cry
Nah cause then crazy gets attached, find someone who's normal in the head but also a freak in bed
Never fuck crazy and never date a woman who won't give a blowjob
Pretty much how girls work
Don't hurt me, no more
Kanye west just wants to rest inside his wife's vaginal nest
Soon they're gonna be feeding their pets beets so their assholes turn purple
This guys got the right idea
Back at it again with the Florida man
I have fallen off the bed once during a blowjob, did a backflip onto the floor, got back up on the bed and finished him, giggles ensued
He looks like he's in immense pain
A fuckton of paint works too
And it's only 2 pm, not even time for LNI wtf guys
Coke nail
"Carl, Carl there's a squirrel over there" "shut up and look at the camera, Steve"
I would gladly get those kittens and bring them into my home if I was OP
By-ky-nyes
Or more like deescalated quickly
Same to you! Good luck :)
My long term relationship just ended for me a few hours ago too, glad to know I'm not the only one on this boat
I snorted in public cause the image that came to mind was of a big burly man falling and just peeking up with a big dopey smile on his face
Sad thing is is that I have seen all of it before
Your dog is alive right? RIGHT?!
What's your age again?
That bridge has been through some shit
I guess you can say your friendship has a crack in it
Maybe once he goes to the store to buy milk he'll come home unlike someoneeeee I know, DAD
I'm feeling some blue waffles
Why does tiger look like he's wearing eyeliner tho
Are you a cat
She looks like she's about to cry
Nah cause then crazy gets attached, find someone who's normal in the head but also a freak in bed
Never fuck crazy and never date a woman who won't give a blowjob
Pretty much how girls work
Don't hurt me, no more
Kanye west just wants to rest inside his wife's vaginal nest
Soon they're gonna be feeding their pets beets so their assholes turn purple