beardomancer

11831 pts ยท September 5, 2013


I have a beard. You may touch it if, and only if, you have washed your hands. If you live in Houston and get this to the front page I'll take you to Freebirds for a burrito and a beer.

Not sorry for potato

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Have some nice upvote gifs

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Parenting win

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MRW I am trying to get food out of my beard without anyone noticing

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NZ-666

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I might have a problem

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MRW I have to explain to my NRA loving boss that teachers shouldn't have guns.

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MRW my wife says cutting my hair into a mohawk looks awesome

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MRW my wife finishes the Star Wars novel she borrowed and enjoyed it

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Because there aren't enough sea slug Gifs on the front page

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Sometimes I just want someone to...

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It's my cake day

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Voltron is coming back in time to defend the Earth from Trump's inauguration

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To THE SJWs of the world, remember this

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MRW I have lost enough weight around my hips that I got an inch of length back

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It's April 8th... HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!

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MRW no one posts their weird fetishes on the 29th

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MRW I'm stuck in the rain with no umbrella in my favorite suit

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All your life's problems solved by giant robot cars

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MRW I walk through my dark apartment in the middle of the night

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MRW my wife finally agrees to read a Star Wars novel

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No worries.

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Audio for your ears

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