He's not allowed to jump on you...but he will politely beg for scritches.
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Don't fall for his act, he's smothered with attention.
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Fractal Space Drop FTW
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Would save me so much pain
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My friends dog gets REALLY SERIOUS when you have her toy
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Möther, I require the g r a v y
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The scum that is MLM
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I present to you: The Tennessean Douchebag
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Suddenly, an aneurysm.
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New LoZ Wallet
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Found this giant man hidden in Horizon who apparently died doing what he loved...
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Sir Fluffmeister
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Foolish humans. Your defeat is inevitable.
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I saw a cool poem and thought it might make a nice wallpaper (2560x1440)
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Horizon is incredible looking
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Nefarious police schemes
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It's like drugs, but cheaper.
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This is a sign. AT MY COLLEGE.
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I made a pun about the recent weather. There was mixed reception.
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How I imagine Kevin Ware felt.
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Windows are the tasty -Moon Moon
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Alduin the Tree Eater
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Maybe not the best word choice...
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Close enough.
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Time to call a mulligan on today...
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Cue sadness....
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Accidentally wrote a perfect @ symbol
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MRW I'm scratching my balls and I turn into a cat
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The best part is that what he did will most likely last longer than anything many other people create.
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Nice try, brits.
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"Eh, close enough."
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Apparently she wanted to be more cozy.
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